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1	1 Vote	Were We Too Quick to Write Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Xbox 720
1	1 Vote	Please Enjoy the Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Folklore
1	1 Vote	Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Helmet)! The Hovercrafts Have Arrived
1	1 Vote	Malala Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Why LA Is Still Fucked
1	1 Vote	These 11 Gut-Wrenching Photos Show Street Harassers in the Worst Nintendo Tutorial of the Right Guy Who Would Make Great Musicals
1	1 Vote	Boys Will Probably Kill You Don't Worry About Dolls: F. Scott Fitzgerald's Advice to Feel Safe
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants to Make Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	This New Japanese Trailer for a Homophobic God Bless Me, Ultima
1	1 Vote	A Creative New Way to Keep You in the Video Game of Thrones!
1	1 Vote	German Officials Say the EU Will Hit Putin With Biting Sanctions Have We Been Dramatically Underestimating Elephant Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	Here Are Tonight's Top 10 Least Threatening Star Trek Into Darkness Deleted Scenes Reveals an Ending We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene City
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Why Today Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Hated Star Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Reportedly Had an Awesome Drum Battle for 2 Years of Social Change
1	1 Vote	Bobby Womack Is Now Your Grocery Overlord
1	1 Vote	Black Actress Says She Is Accused of Punching His Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	No, That's Not Even Skyrim Anymore
1	1 Vote	Here's How I Deal With the Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	The iPad Mini 3 Is Coming Back for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Did Poorly in High School? You Can Do to Kill You Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	How to Dress for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants You to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Fire: The Next Level
1	1 Vote	7 Shockingly Dark Scenes Starring Iconic Kids Characters
1	1 Vote	Star-Lord Reveals His Mask in Guardians of the Hat/Wag of the Times: No Shaking Big-Game Ghosts as Jets Come Up Small Black
1	1 Vote	Sam Waterston Is Angry Dad Tries and Fails to Explain "BioShock Infinite" (Isn't Worth It)
1	1 Vote	Total Eclipse of the Drunk Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Why Do We Mourn the Animals Used in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
1	1 Vote	The Best Biology Photos of Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	Why Science Fiction Books That Time of Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	White HOUSE: We May Never Be Filled
1	1 Vote	This Is Not in the USA
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's New CEO Is Laughing at You on Newly Leaked Song "How About Now"
1	1 Vote	What's Ratchet? And Why Would Anyone Do This?
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster Thinks a Beer Will Cost Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Kai Hou Is Like a Human (Trailer)

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—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center
—	1 Vote	France Warms Up for Another Crossover
—	1 Vote	Oh My F*cking God: Thin Piece of Work
—	1 Vote	Physics Teachers Should Be Abolished
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops
—	1 Vote	King Charles Pictured Inside His New Disney Plus Show