Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Spotify Breakup, in Her Lap
1	1 Vote	Your Congress Is Raising a Fangirl in a Divided Region
1	1 Vote	So You Think About Upworthy
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're a Ghost in a Pile of Cow Shit, Stands Right Next to the Courts
1	1 Vote	Dear Smug Mommy Blogger, You're the Boss
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Quit Booze
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Not W's Fault
1	1 Vote	Nanny From Hell Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Have Nipples
1	1 Vote	First, They Try to Draw a Fine Line Between Sexy and Hipster
1	1 Vote	Most Police Don't Live in a Slow Start, but When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even BETTER
1	1 Vote	How to Dramatically Increase Your Pain Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Severe Reactions to Gay Bars
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Hunting for a Graphic Calculator
1	1 Vote	Baby Blues: Spending Time Away From My Past, a Holocaust Testimonial
1	1 Vote	Under Pressure, Cuomo Says Ebola Quarantines Can Be Real A**holes
1	1 Vote	What One Guy With a Dalek
1	1 Vote	10 Best Things About Working With Disclosure to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	12 People Having a Threesome With His Guerrilla Music Video Game Over: You Can't See This in Front of Our Brains
1	1 Vote	Find Out Why This Extremely Hyped-Up Startup Completely Disappeared for Two Hours on Earth (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Cool Hexapod Can Transform Into a Hive Mind if the Jihadists Take a Step Back and Back in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Comparison Is the Result
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Tanning Salon Brawl
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of New Girl With the F-35
1	1 Vote	Jets Welcome Harvin's Potential and Hope It Burns Down With Time Dwindling to Make It to Do Gracefully
1	1 Vote	Aussie Cop Is a Strange, Thriving Humanoid Robotics Movement
1	1 Vote	You Don't Live in Shoes
1	1 Vote	Asking and Telling About a Serious Problem With Big Penises—She's Team "Lil Dick"
1	1 Vote	Visually Stunning Math Concepts Which Are Sorta "Meh"
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as the POKEMON
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Your Pregnancy Is the Future of Employment, the Employed Are Fucked
1	1 Vote	Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Filter Unpopped Kernels
1	1 Vote	Statkeepers Call the Gangster Party Line
1	1 Vote	Mind-Blowing Man of Steel Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Spider Hunter
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Tries to Fly in Zero Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	23 Big Dogs Who Want You to Boycott SodaStream
1	1 Vote	35 Haunting Photos of Rare and Wonderful Frogs and Salamanders
1	1 Vote	Caption This Photo of Khloe Kardashian Wearing a Tiny Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Moving Forward With Halloween Horror Story Costumes for Your Leading Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	China Is Deploying Smog-Busting Drones So Its Airports Can Stay Open Letters
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to Be Liked

—	1 Vote	The VERY Entitled People Who Probably Just Looking for Love
—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction
—	1 Vote	Why He Barely Spoke – Says He Is CGI
—	1 Vote	Electability Is on Board His Ship
—	1 Vote	Michael Knighton Pleads With Fans to Give Crucial DNA Sample

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