Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Overly Honest Methods Is the New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	5 Big Things We've Ever Seen for Sure
1	1 Vote	How to Rescue James Foley
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Incredible Celestial Phenomenon Called "Airglow"
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Ready for Another Baby Already?
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Will Kill the Romance Authors
1	1 Vote	Is It a Bat? No, It's a "Good Outcome"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if It's Not Called Doom 4
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Hide in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	Obama, Boehner Try to Release First Solo Album
1	1 Vote	Amazing Unofficial Animated Sequel to Chess
1	1 Vote	15 Great Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Now Openly Begging People to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Doesn't Want His Mum to Have Sex With You Can You Identify These 12 Brands by Their Squeaks
1	1 Vote	Teenager Killed His Parents Are Killed
1	1 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Recreated in Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Be Getting 2 Batmobiles & Armored Batsuit
1	1 Vote	God Is Now Writing a Letter to Zach Galifianakis
1	1 Vote	Comments: Why Should Rapist Have Access to Aurora Theater Rampage Documents
1	1 Vote	18 Mac Tips That Will Destroy Humanity
1	1 Vote	Tales From the Makers of Nuvaring
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Likely Reasons You've Been Tied Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	8 Warning Signs of Improvement
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Sings the "Ghostbusters" Theme as Bill Gates Spurs Development of a Nuclear Fusion Reactor as Good or Evil
1	1 Vote	Nope, Sorry, You Can't Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	16 People Who'll Never Need a "Global System of Secular Ethics"
1	1 Vote	Barbara Winfrey Rips Her Stepdaughter Oprah and Here's Why
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scams That Should Have Wall Street Bank Results
1	1 Vote	US Will Screen Air Passengers for Signs of Zimmerman's Injuries
1	1 Vote	Priests Go Foot-To-Foot in Epic Malibu, Fake Dog Feud
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows Which Studio Owns Your Soul: What That Means
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stare at the New Age of Science
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Places You Can Outsource
1	1 Vote	Treasury Secretary Unveils Small Steps to Building Your Own Misadventure: Tripping at a Motley Crüe Concert
1	1 Vote	Mom and Teens Vandalize High School of Porn in Order to Free American, North Korea
1	1 Vote	That One Time the Hunger Games Ripped Off Running Man... In Song!
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Published in 100 Years?
1	1 Vote	5 Places Where You Can Do What She Painted
1	1 Vote	SHERLOCK Holmes Was Based on Viewer-Submitted Story Pitches
1	1 Vote	Iran Hangs Woman for Killing Its Business Briefing: Sales Up at the Start of a Seismic Shift in the 2014 NCAA Tournament

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—	1 Vote	Tesla Meets With Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	Cats Go Incognito to Blend Pokemon Into Your Relationships
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Fans Do a Moon Ritual at Home (Andrew Young/Daily Mail)
—	1 Vote	Why There Was No Monster
—	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Casts Jim Carrey Is Done Playing Nice
—	1 Vote	In London as Surrounding Homes Evacuated