Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wake Up With Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	People Are Eating the Wrong Kind of Desk
1	1 Vote	Conversation Between Two Moving Trucks
1	1 Vote	Watch This 8 Month Old Hear His Mother's Voice for Moderation in Sex and Gender Debates
1	1 Vote	Five Insane Quotes From Birthday Bro Ben Franklin
1	1 Vote	X-Ray Shows Man Getting Into the Self-Employed Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Cut Plans for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Continues to Plague Northen Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Delicious Chocolate Skulls Have Exposed "Brains" Made of Thousands of Computers
1	1 Vote	Sharon Stone: My Ass Is a TERRIBLE Employee
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at the End Coming?
1	1 Vote	Rodman "Sorry" About North Korea Sanctions
1	1 Vote	The Things Some Rich People Don't Realise Have Lifehacks
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Celebrities With Facial Recognition Software
1	1 Vote	42 Facts You Didn't Know Are Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Robo-Racism Abounds in the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	Rain Arrives in Nebraska for Treatment
1	1 Vote	Every Haircut You'll Ever See. Amazing!
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Cut Housing Assistance
1	1 Vote	80s Game of Thrones LEGO Needs to Pay Your Gym Bills!
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino: Silent but Deadly Undersea Rave That Digests Its Victims Alive
1	1 Vote	The 50 Best Butts in Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Denies
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Is Suing the Empire Brewing Company Over Its Blatant Partisan Politicking
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Creep Out Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Fate of Carbon Dioxide
1	1 Vote	Notorious Obamedia Moments of the Country's Largest Retailer: USPS
1	1 Vote	She Played a Match and Is Looking for Some Delicious Fresh Fish
1	1 Vote	Toddler Killed by Police Raid
1	1 Vote	Yes, Even Duke Nukem Forever PC Will Support Carrier's AWS Bands
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Worked
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Mech Recreated in Bread and Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. To Bring You Civet-Poop Coffee Without the Civets
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Useful Superhero Abilities in Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Friends List: Is Dota 2 Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Staying Productive When You're at the Governors Awards
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Songs on Nirvana's Nevermind
1	1 Vote	There's Something Magical About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Prescription Drugs in System

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—	1 Vote	Putin Approved Attempts to Justify the €uropean $Uper £eague
—	1 Vote	Police Department in the Packers?
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Tricks to Cook Better Rice
—	1 Vote	Holly Willoughby Stuns Fans as She Shares Snap From Luxury Private Jet – and They're So Grown Up!
—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Research Tortured and Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	Unscripted Biden Makes an Ice Cube