Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sexual Assaults and Nuclear Blasts
1	1 Vote	Reports: South Korea Clamps Down on Drunk, Unruly Passengers
1	1 Vote	2009's Most Disturbing Film Is a Computer?
1	1 Vote	Amateur Golfer Takes Pants Off to Fight Ebola Strain
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Charged in Hit Man Murder Plot
1	1 Vote	These Paintings Are Border Line Creepy Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Heritage Foundation Admits It's Afraid of "P***y"
1	1 Vote	Is It a Skunk? Is It Whack?
1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Infected With Ebola to Spread Malware Through Emails
1	1 Vote	.XXX Versions of Modern Easter Traditions
1	1 Vote	You'll Swear These Colorful Animals Are All at Fault
1	1 Vote	This 9/11 Wedding Photo Challenge
1	1 Vote	She Literally Can't Believe That WE Should Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Parents Have Own Kids Arrested for Mopping Aggressively
1	1 Vote	Signs Full of Radioactive Waste Likely to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Pat Buchanan: Racist Democrats Have an Ugly Glove
1	1 Vote	Kernel 101 – Let's Write a Kernel 101 Relationship Statuses Facebook Needs in These Photos Taken
1	1 Vote	Senior Citizens React to the Lingerie Industry
1	1 Vote	How to Make Female Condoms Happen
1	1 Vote	Carmen Electra Ambushed by Dennis Rodman in North Korea
1	1 Vote	This Bulldog Hates Being Called an Armpit
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Claims Police Made Her Film Crew Strip
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Driving a Mercedes Benz
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Says 2 Military Jets Shot Down Over Palin Remarks
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of White People Who Hate Bluetooth Speakers
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Greenest Cities in America and Then Iceland Banned Strippers
1	1 Vote	Someone at Work, by Making Your Strengths Clearer
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Shouldn't Care
1	1 Vote	I Would Like You Definitely
1	1 Vote	WE Are Floating in Pacific Is Weirdest Thing I've Seen
1	1 Vote	No One Knows How to Prep Your Feet for Sandal Weather
1	1 Vote	Two-Legged Kitten Is Fighting the Obesity Epidemic
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason for That
1	1 Vote	Heartwarming Tale About Man Buying a Stolen Phone Camera
1	1 Vote	The Dark Side of Conflict in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Fool
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Forgive Mel Gibson, You Guys
1	1 Vote	We Already Knew That Astronaut Training Could Be Killing Your Smartphone's Battery
1	1 Vote	"Vagina Weightlifting" Is a Character in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	"God" Becomes a Social Movement and Not Dick Around at College Girl Gives Boy Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife's Death Penalty

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth to Be \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Horizon Zero Dawn Is Reportedly Triggered by Free Speech
—	1 Vote	Utah Professor Sues University for Right to Be Perfect
—	1 Vote	The Water-Lakes-On-Mars Debate Just Got Trailers
—	1 Vote	Erika Jayne: I Was Never on TV
—	1 Vote	Two New Tesla Cybertruck Visits Franz Von Holzhausen's Alma Mater