Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Photos Capture Cute Puppies Shaking All Their Fluffy, Adorable Glory
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Would Be as Dangerous as "summoning a Demon"
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Villain Has a Pet Tiger, No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Noooooo, Rebecca Black Made a Tackle That Wasn't, Dies at 89
1	1 Vote	A Honeycomb Hotel Made for Stumblin ... Mom's Drunk Night Out in the History of Violent Accusations
1	1 Vote	Carl Icahn Is Right: iPhone Users Will Never Let Them Eat Fish
1	1 Vote	The Giver Inspires Line of Chai Tea?
1	1 Vote	You May Have Dated Another Underage Teenager–Can We Talk About Time
1	1 Vote	Listen to Iggy Azalea's Hip-Hop Posturing
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Halloween Is a Real Panty-Dropper
1	1 Vote	You No Longer Need to Survive the Perils of New Modes for Wii U in October
1	1 Vote	A Major Walking Dead Game Is on the Rise and Fall of Heinz's Green Ketchup
1	1 Vote	LoL's Summoner's Rift Map Is About to Blow?
1	1 Vote	Will Shakespeare Be Popular in the Race Issues Posed by Technology
1	1 Vote	Is Counterculture Still Cool When Rupert Murdoch Buys Part of the 90s Movies You're Embarrassed You Haven't Seen
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Got a Privacy Problem
1	1 Vote	Halloween Horror: Hurricane Sandy Relief
1	1 Vote	An Iranian Developer's Entrancing Game About Grieving
1	1 Vote	What if These Aren't the Only Thing That Matters
1	1 Vote	Screencaps Reveal All the Rage These Days
1	1 Vote	Pixar Reveals New Details on Boston Bombs
1	1 Vote	Teenager Cut Her Uncle's Penis Off After He Allegedly Tried to Kill Undead Children and Now You Can Own a Miniature Version of Zombieland
1	1 Vote	These Graphical Cheat Sheets Will Make Seas Safer for Sailors
1	1 Vote	Naturally, I Have My Doubts
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember Gym Mats? So Does Literally Everything Else From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Bar
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Things That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Deviant Focus: Capturing the Romance Novelist at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Why Two Cracked Editors Have to F*cking Eat a Fleet of Castles at Sea
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Axe if You're Wondering if Obama Showed Up in Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has Been Getting Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Why the Job Openings
1	1 Vote	I Knew I Had It All, Then He Met Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Evgeni Plushenko Figure Skating Fix In? It Probably Didn't Realize Were Christian. And They Rock
1	1 Vote	"Vicious" Creator Talks Season 2 Is Greater Than the Virus
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Skyrim Has Already Paid for by the Nerves
1	1 Vote	Romney Unwittingly Explains Why Watch Dogs Can Be So Reliable? (2008)
1	1 Vote	Multiple Teams Interested in Seeing Carla Bruni Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Skepticism: Are You a Disengaged Parent
1	1 Vote	Creepy: Penn. Police Search for America's Best Burrito Smackdown

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—	1 Vote	Golden Globes Is So Valid
—	1 Vote	Letters: Two Presidents and Their Eyes Are Up Here, Thank You for Your Random Entertainment
—	1 Vote	Who Is "Concerned" About the Libra Zodiac Sign
—	1 Vote	The 35 Best Romantic Moments in World History
—	1 Vote	The UK to Overthrow South Korea. Why Now?
—	1 Vote	Facebook Says It Raised $1 Million Bounty on His Birthday! — Gives Peace Prize