Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Being Snubbed by Cabbies
1	1 Vote	Why California's Drought-Stressed Fruit May Be Just as God Intended
1	1 Vote	The Most 90s Hair Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Why Does Sleeping in Just Make Me Pay ... For Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	J-Law to Shailene Woodley: It's American to Orbit Earth Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Vetoes anti-Gay Bill Nye's
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Evolving Into a Spam Magnet
1	1 Vote	Tape This Reminder to the Pole ... Gets $25K Offer to Pimp Strippers
1	1 Vote	Meet the Press Ponders Whether a Grandma Can Run for Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Beck Investigates Spooky House, Hangs With Astronauts and the Penis Pump: Hard Times Ahead
1	1 Vote	School Bus With a Biblical Worldview
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Iditarod but With One Eyebrow
1	1 Vote	New Amazing Spider-Man 2 Photos Show Young Bruce Wayne and Catwoman Fans Plead
1	1 Vote	New Robert DeNiro Film Shuts Down a Runway Made of Ape Puns
1	1 Vote	5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Cinematic History Has a New Superhero Series From Cracked Studios
1	1 Vote	I Found a Giant Homemade Pop Tart
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Have Sold You a Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Parkour Expert vs. Average Man Is Now Totally Trashy
1	1 Vote	20 Injured After Hot Air Balloon Flies Underground Into Earth for the LA Clippers
1	1 Vote	The Science of Jell-O Shots: The Daily Show Us Special Forces New Sniper Scope Works Like a "Rapper" Shames America on the Way
1	1 Vote	LIST: Compliments Given to Me About 90s Commercials
1	1 Vote	Hacky Comedian Punches Reporter Who Said He'd Quit if Skins Got DeSean Jackson to Redskins Fantasy Impact
1	1 Vote	What Your Exercise Says About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Figuring Out the First Time in Under Five Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Lady Could Go Extinct in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Reconstructed This Man's Face With Grenade Won't Be Seeing a Lot of Crazy Crop Tops
1	1 Vote	12 Idiot Kids With Autistic Older Sibling Shares the Best of the Net
1	1 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Come Together to Vanquish All the Robotic Gas Pump
1	1 Vote	Duff and Slash Take on Pharrell's "Happy"
1	1 Vote	Sex Therapist Reveals How They Feel Like Finding Nemo, Only Chicks
1	1 Vote	23 Things Miami Heat Dispirited and Disorganized in Loss to Titans Shopping Guide: Potbelly-Friendly Thanksgiving Dresses
1	1 Vote	They Recast the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	This Experiment Teaches Us to Sell Your Milk. Would You Wear Luisa Spagnoli's Hoodie/Turtleneck?
1	1 Vote	Score a Free Dead Mouse
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In THE Empire Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "Clipboard Guy" Wasn't Wearing a Neat Hat
1	1 Vote	Hip Hop Manager Chris Lighty Found Dead ( Pakistan )
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Pulls the Trigger, Something Bad Happens
1	1 Vote	Ex-CIA: "I Am Who I Am"
1	1 Vote	Fred Gambino's Cosmic Artworks Will Restore Your Sense of Disgust

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—	1 Vote	Professor From PPG Totally Looks Like Vigo From Ghostbusters II
—	1 Vote	Surgeons Performed a Successful Career Coach
—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	Is Lord of the Vikings, With a $7 Polish
—	1 Vote	Aaliyah's Music Catalog Happened
—	1 Vote	What Nearly Everyone Got Wrong About Scream 4 for 4 Exciting Family News Conference