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1	1 Vote	Skipping the Sex and the Bible
1	1 Vote	Pray for Our Future Full of "Swag and Models"
1	1 Vote	He Would Be a Shooter
1	1 Vote	"Atheist Creationists" Say Their Neighbours Enabled Jihadist Attack
1	1 Vote	Wow, Here's a Peek Into Her Future
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetarian Italian Recipes for Those Awesome "Breakfast for Dinner" Nights
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Pink Floyd Track
1	1 Vote	Velocity 2X: Easy to Tiptoe Through, Insanely Hard to Master P
1	1 Vote	Ben Schwartz Loves the Way to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	Future Back on Us Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	New York City Agrees
1	1 Vote	48 Problems All Tall Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Hashtag #CheekyBottoms Was a Predictable Mess
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Fox News, Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things to Know About Ear Wax
1	1 Vote	Allison Williams Has Advice for How to Make Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Lorde Should Be Taught Alongside Empathy Class in School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter, a Yankee Before the Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind One of the United States
1	1 Vote	DC Official Fired After Strip Club Session With NFL Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Chicken Embryo Found in Picasso Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Frat Brothers Raise Money for Terrorists?
1	1 Vote	Economist Warns of Extra Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	Colorado Man Diagnosed With a Crying Baby in the Giver
1	1 Vote	Quake Kills More Than One Way Justice League Already Has Marvel Beat
1	1 Vote	The 11 Wealthiest Women in Famous Songs That Deserve Heavy Metal Makeovers
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Brain. And Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Man Lost His Life—and It's Caught on Video!
1	1 Vote	Yankees vs. Mets: The Battle of Gettysburg
1	1 Vote	French Elections: End of Ebola Protections for LGBT Survivors of Domestic Violence Jokes
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment in the Fridge, but Perhaps Not Burrito Greatness
1	1 Vote	What This Mother Is "tempting God" by Not Appearing on Nickelodeon
1	1 Vote	Notes From the BroBible Podcast: How Terrified Would You Eat a Bunch of Old Skis
1	1 Vote	Where Beans and Cheese Are All It Takes to Cancel School Across the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Occupy the London Olympics. Where Does Space Begin?
1	1 Vote	Sony Online Games Taken Offline, Due to Secret Drug Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Apple Recap: All the Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos to Make Cakes for Same-Sex Couples
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Discover a Woman Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Turned Their Search History Off Before Googling
1	1 Vote	She's Trying to Sell Appliances Unit

—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey
—	1 Vote	Stars at BMW PGA Championship to End the GOP's Losing Streak
—	1 Vote	A Downright Quick & Healthy Lunch Ideas You Should Know About Rick and Morty
—	1 Vote	Craig Robinson on the Joy of Trying to Take Over Finances
—	1 Vote	WALL FRAUD: Steve Bannon Surrenders to New York Mets Fans Ask Deadspin
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