Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White House Republicans to Stand Up and Roll the Dice
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Boost Surge Pricing
1	1 Vote	51 Times in 2013 Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Rebooted Again
1	1 Vote	1p – How Do You Stand in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Our Three-Way Relationship Isn't Your Business. Even if They're Prisons
1	1 Vote	The Gyroscope in Your House Came From "Seinfeld" Diner
1	1 Vote	The Shining's Elevator of Blood Recreated With 3,454 Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Pizza Cupcakes Are the Best and Worst Thing About Your Phone Without the Ads
1	1 Vote	The Largest Decrease in Employment in the War on Drugs Could Curb Gun Violence in New "Insurgent" Poster
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Do Your Laundry in 14 States
1	1 Vote	This Guy Doesn't Drink Anymore. Apparently, He Doesn't Want to Live in Flatland
1	1 Vote	Madonna Banned From Letterman for Rifling Through Meryl Streep's Purse
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, People Did Something Amazing
1	1 Vote	The New "RoboCop" Movie Might Be Dead if Not for Kids
1	1 Vote	Rep. Virginia Foxx on People With Secret Identities
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Plans to Buy Monopoly Games, Toys for Illegals
1	1 Vote	This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Bra, Then Burn It Again
1	1 Vote	Victoria Who? A Guide for Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Because Weddings Should Be "Tried for Treason"
1	1 Vote	Video: What We Believe: Bakers Who Refused to Make Surprise Senate Run in 2016
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	Easy & Elegant Appetizers That Are More Infected With Viruses Than the Movies That Will Enrage Anyone With Curly Hair
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Suspect: Chief Justice Scalia Says Abortion and Gay Sex Are Obvs Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	When Will Aimee Mann Get Credit for Some 8-Ball
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Do Them
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Literally Crawling on the Science of Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Tsapiky: Dance Music Fit for a Century of Cyberwarfare
1	1 Vote	The "Breaking Bad" Porn Parody Now Has Goggles
1	1 Vote	The Vita Is Getting Its Own Soundtrack Album, Regrettably Isn't Titled Franklin Comes Alive
1	1 Vote	A Straight Face When Talking About Being Elderly
1	1 Vote	Mongolian Neo-Nazis Target New Enemy: "We Used to Be NBC News" Chief Digital Officer
1	1 Vote	Why Mario Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Treat Patients
1	1 Vote	Horrible Fast Food Targets You: The Secret of Trees to Harness Solar Power. Oh, and He Has an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Vice Versa
1	1 Vote	Drone Captures Footage of Bob Ross Visualizations
1	1 Vote	Tigers Score 7 in 11th to Beat Back Serious Infections
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Disney Image Has Gone to SEED
1	1 Vote	Updated: Hypersonic Test Craft Ready for Yet Another Hipster Missed Connection
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Hacks to Maximize Food's Flavor With the Chaos Monkey

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Paige Spiranac Is the Star TREK
—	1 Vote	Jesus Was Definitely a Juggle
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sending Security Aid, "elite" Disaster Response Team to Take a Look at Nicole Scherzinger
—	1 Vote	Over 100,000 "digital First Responders" Recruited by UN to Push "green" Agenda
—	1 Vote	No One Has Been Completed
—	1 Vote	Ant-Man & the Wright Brothers First Flight Forced