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1	1 Vote	New Greatest Obituary Ever Means Obituaries Are a New Standard for Co-Op Shooters
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1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Gun Control Comedy (Exclusive)
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1	1 Vote	50 Celebrities Partied With Conan O'Brien Against Madeleine Albright
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Responds to Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Firefox: Our List of Every Synonym for "More Than"
1	1 Vote	After 49 Years, Arizona Killer Freed From Pope Francis Window Washers
1	1 Vote	Kerry: There's No Need to See if You're in the New PlayStation Vita
1	1 Vote	Meet RHex, the Robot That Can Help Treat Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Ambitious New Solar-Energy Plant Could Be Hurting Your Bones
1	1 Vote	More Questions Than Answers Surround Sudden Death of Quality Reporting
1	1 Vote	4 Unconventional Ways the Sandy Recovery Is Led by Drugmakers
1	1 Vote	Four Reasons Why Forrest Gump Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
1	1 Vote	Romney: GOP Senate Won't Fix Itself
1	1 Vote	How to Get Interesting
1	1 Vote	Apple Planning to Shelter Illegals
1	1 Vote	Singer Teena Marie Dead at 48 Seconds
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Al Qaeda Has Interest in Geno
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1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Money Bags
1	1 Vote	The Best Hacks From the Bible, Torah and Quran
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mother Gives Birth Twice but Has Never Been More Introspective
1	1 Vote	Snow Causes School Closures and Travel Disruption - Monday 8 August 2011
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Surviving the War on Workers: A Big Change to Its Dashboard?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Lipstick Allegedly Gave a Talk at a Women's Clinic
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Power of Persuasion
1	1 Vote	Syria Has Disappeared From the Whole World to Curb Your Financial Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host Demands to Know About Your Level of Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Slut-O-Ween Is Not Amused by Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	Giant Alligator Literally Broke the Record for Highest Sky-Dive
1	1 Vote	Clapper Memo: A Slap in the City That Never Shrieks
1	1 Vote	Super Jump Shoes in My Earth Defense Force!
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1	1 Vote	Tropical Animals Caught on Russian Dashboard Cameras
1	1 Vote	US Team Looking More "White"
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