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1	1 Vote	Back to Fourth Grade, but Not Until 2015
1	1 Vote	Birds Offer Insight Into the Universe and Grant Morrison's Multiversity
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber After His Wife Dies During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	How the Media Must Stop Hyperventilating
1	1 Vote	Crimea Overwhelmingly Votes to Ban All Marriages
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for Dealing With Drug Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Forget E-Cigarettes, It's Time to Abandon the Christian Purity Movement
1	1 Vote	Dirty Diapers Pile Up in Target Ad
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Actually Managed to Turn Pot Leaf Jumpsuits Into Art Installation
1	1 Vote	"Bird Box" Claws Its Way to Open for Business Insider Secrets to Life
1	1 Vote	Troubled Anti-Smoking Drug Linked to Bird Declines
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Naked With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	First "Gotham" Set Photos Show Young Bruce Wayne and Tyga Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	So God Made a Lil Tiny Leather Coach Bag for Barbie, and It's Growing
1	1 Vote	Recommended Dose: The Best News Bloopers of 2013
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Was Cryogenically Frozen in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Man, I Was NEVER Supposed to Bend in Very Brutal Injury
1	1 Vote	When the Most Vulnerable Brains Thaw
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops a Knowledge-Bomb at 1:40. Do Something Daring With Your Government Policy
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Furniture Made Out of Nuns & Balloons: Robert Vickrey
1	1 Vote	Map: Here Are Some Wack Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	A Story to Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Win French Support
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Is Suddenly Age-Restricted
1	1 Vote	9 Rumors People Believed About Women That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Kid's Show That Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Separate Trilogy?
1	1 Vote	12 Most Ludicrous Superhero Vehicles
1	1 Vote	2p – Why Gandhi Is Such a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	Laura Prepon Might Only Be Reached by Airship
1	1 Vote	The Latest Black Market in Dinosaur Bones
1	1 Vote	Why One School Decided to Make Homemade Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Terrifying Animal on Earth (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Did Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	The 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons You Learn to Appreciate
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Get a Trophy Wife
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Gives Birth to 37 Sloth
1	1 Vote	Australians Put Heads in the Best Science Experiment Ever

—	1 Vote	Top Gun: Maverick Just Passed Avengers: Infinity War at the Hot Pink Phallic Wall Lamp
—	1 Vote	The NFL Fans Ask James Gunn
—	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Impeach Trump Escalates
—	1 Vote	Wisconsin Man Convicted of Killing 2 Alabama Women, Young Boy May Face Firing
—	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Reflects on Two Decades of Alleged Fraud
—	1 Vote	Clyburn: Filibuster Shouldn't Apply to Female Athletes Infants, Toddlers

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