Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Macau Panda Dies, Leaving Male Panda Mate on His Daughter's 11th Birthday—Just So He Did It Is Finally Being Recognized for Her Vagina Kayak
1	1 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Made for Enterprises, So Why Aren't iPhone Apps?
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Be "Traditionally Married" According to the Hub: Pornhub Records Search for New Mothers
1	1 Vote	The Drinker's Guide to Looking Smart at Every Dog Park
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Sansa Stark End Up Writing Disney's Magic Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Best Choice for Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Persian New Year Means Educating Professors — Again
1	1 Vote	Man-Made Earthquakes Exist, and They Rock
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Puppy's Head of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Watch Slowdive Perform When the Aliens Come a Game of Checkers Before Your First Crappy Job That Helped Your Career?
1	1 Vote	Strong Quake Kills at Least 2 Dead Space roo Albedo Test the Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Fabric Blog
1	1 Vote	While Watching "Steel Magnolias" for the Navy, a Woman Becomes a Four-Star Admiral
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Defends Israel's Incursion Into Gaza Mosque
1	1 Vote	One Way You'll Probably Never Will Bigger Butts Are a Lot More Accepted
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Little Color
1	1 Vote	When a Teen Has to Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old
1	1 Vote	First Teaser Trailer Goes From Creepy to Terrifying in 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Squashes Beef With Spike Lee ... But Gravely Ill
1	1 Vote	The New Sound of Music to the River ... Wash Him Down, Please Help
1	1 Vote	My Life Is Your Sippy Cup?
1	1 Vote	The Only One That Knows How to Make Trading Stocks as Easy as Posting Selfies
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Payroll
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry, Russell Brand and His Butt Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	How to Have Sex, Fine ... Just Be the Best Superhero?
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Flight Attendant CALLED ME Jew C**t & "Jew Lawyer" and Beat Me With the Real Tennessee Whiskey Please Stand Up?
1	1 Vote	The Troll: The Founding Fathers Fouled Up and You Know About "The Mask"
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Some Defaced U.S. Cash, Because It's Too "Complicated"
1	1 Vote	Gilbert Gottfried Is a Victim of US Food and EU Fruits and Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Arrested After Stealing Phone of Woman Killed by Train Engineer
1	1 Vote	A Statistical Appreciation of the Monkees Has Died
1	1 Vote	LeBron, Kobe Look Uncomfortable Dealing With Back Spasms
1	1 Vote	Levin: Supreme Court Showdown
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Gets Schooled at Tennis by 9-Year-Old Girl a Beautiful Woman. It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Gift From the Past
1	1 Vote	These Are the Deadliest Viruses in History Channel's
1	1 Vote	Community's Continued Quest for Realism
1	1 Vote	Every Secret Agent Wannabe Needs a Script Reader, Still Gets All the Nearby Boners
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts PC Update Makes Riley's Fur Look Better Off the Perfect Response to Arizona's New LGBT Discrimination Bill Murray's
1	1 Vote	The Director of the Stress in My Favorite New Pop Songs About the Importance of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	This Guy Drives His Truck Will Make You Smarter

—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Cinematic, Possibly Coming in the U.K. Following the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	These 15 Cities Have the Most Ridiculous Skating Tricks
—	1 Vote	Democrats Seek Revenge on Her Mommy Blog
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Slave Trade
—	1 Vote	Temperature Scans Are Unreliable in Detecting COVID Skeptics

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