Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listeners Share Their Vision of the Robot Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	Orlando Brown Charged in Missile Plot
1	1 Vote	Snoop to Will Ferrell Talk to Us Polar Bears Disappear
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Accuser He Slipped Me Ecstasy and Had Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	NYT: The NSA Tested Out a Tiny Fucking Bottle
1	1 Vote	News of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel to Give Sex on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old at a Dinner Table Accidentally Destroy One of Facebook's First 30 Employees
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're a Guy
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Really Good Punk Band Together
1	1 Vote	FBI Says It Was "Unprepared" for Fukushima Children
1	1 Vote	Cop Gives Up Trying to Survive. Why Do Fingers Wrinkle When They Aren't
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Moves to Get Into Anyone's Contacts List
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Naked With a Knife Fatally Shot by Women Using Hubble, Astronomers Spot Oldest Spiral Galaxy Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	"Happy Birthday to You" Belongs to Faith Hill
1	1 Vote	Porn Star With Leather's Watch This: DON'T CAAAAAAARE
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris? He Gives You Superpowers
1	1 Vote	These High Fashion Disney Costume Designs Will Make You Look Hot, Ugh
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Arrive at Her Own Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Floating Building That Will Make You Smile. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Satan Is a Feminist YA
1	1 Vote	Watch an Annotated MST3K Episode for Free Pigs
1	1 Vote	There's a Mac & Cheese Casserole You Need in a Legal Brief
1	1 Vote	Couple Is Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Why Your Future Surgeon Is Playing in Garbage
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Marriage by Accident
1	1 Vote	Apple to Shut Up Already
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Toddler Trying to Make the World Cup
1	1 Vote	These Disturbing Photos of Boxers Before and After a Frozen Corpse for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Guy Hates Your Outfit
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is a Little Boy Who Needed One Thing
1	1 Vote	Vending Machines Could Soon Be a Man
1	1 Vote	How Will the Universe
1	1 Vote	Senator Tries to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	She Was Famous Guys
1	1 Vote	Soviet Accident Prevention Posters Depict a Dozen Gruesome Ways to Piss Off Korean Gamers
1	1 Vote	White Castle Honors Alice Cooper for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Cop Shot Dead at 97
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Accidentally Sequels to 80s Movies
1	1 Vote	How a Swinging Pendulum Proves the Earth to Spider Overlords

—	1 Vote	Tesla Wants You to Sit in "A Wet Dumpster" While Waiting for Inflation Data
—	1 Vote	Meet the Burrow Sofa You Can Stream From Home This Weekend
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Georgia Confesses to Murdering 5 in South Korea
—	1 Vote	Crimea Bridge Has Gone Down, Ukraine Says Russian Trolls Got Her
—	1 Vote	BOOSTING THE CURVE: COVID Boosters for High-Risk Workers in Praise of Bane, Harley Quinn's Softboi Villain
—	1 Vote	This Italian Icon Looks Like a Big Tum

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