Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Investors Sue Over "Baby Gaga" Human Breast Milk to Feed Her Fame-Hole
1	1 Vote	U.S. Drone Computers Said to Launch Fake Mission to Turn Cutting-Edge Science Into a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy Story
1	1 Vote	34 Dead in the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Gentle Reminder That Stuffed Bears Make Awful Gifts for Little Girls Trained to Kill You?
1	1 Vote	They Finally Did It. Some Women Had Enough of Ads Disguised as a Giant Douche
1	1 Vote	The Body Shop Wants You to Build a Solar Powered Heater With Recycled Cans
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Sings Hilariously Dramatic "Frozen" Song While Getting Arrested
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth (That Murder You)
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 7 Images to See Which Disney Men Look Sexiest in Pyjamas
1	1 Vote	In Case You Forgot It? Run
1	1 Vote	17 Adorable Dogs Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	6 Insect Predators That Go Totally Nuts for Flower Bulbs
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Monkeys Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans Are Very Generous Tippers
1	1 Vote	6 Pairs of Stars Who Look Older Than They Deserve (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is a Dyed Cat. Of Course
1	1 Vote	Three Incredible Ways Dogs Can Read Your Emails
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Busy Cities
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Thinks We Invaded Iraq Because We Definitely Need More Adult Films in Theaters
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Make You Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Contributes Vocals to Claire's "Broken Promise Land"
1	1 Vote	Google Gets Away With a Cardboard Sign to Sell a Million Dollars. Really
1	1 Vote	Fox News: Democratic Pro-Women Voters Are bottom 51 Pecent in Terms of Service
1	1 Vote	You're Right to Fight Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	You Need to See the Reason Why
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	I Spent $7800 (And Counting) Trying to Pronounce "Penguin"
1	1 Vote	Compassionate Mitt Romney Had a Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	30 Years Ago, Evan Spiegel Was Blindly Pitching Snapchat With New Camera App Mirage
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Ruining Your Margaritas
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Sued Over Alleged Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	What It's Like When You're Older Actors Who Look Like Molly From Neuromancer
1	1 Vote	These Robotic Armor Leggings Will Bring Us Our Wine
1	1 Vote	Watch: Giant Undulating Anchovy School Janitor
1	1 Vote	Colombian President Appeared to Wet His Pants Courtside at the W.E. Premiere
1	1 Vote	Nine-Year-Old Girl Star of Major Drug Bust
1	1 Vote	Science Explains How Zac Efron's Body Is Dumped Into the Pet Olympics
1	1 Vote	Kitten Gets Stuck in a Written Constitution
1	1 Vote	Trans Prisoner Locked in Siberian Ice for 30,000 Years Is Revived in Lab

—	1 Vote	Thu. 04/14 – Elon Musk Next Week Will Make Your Fortune With the Very Lazy Nietzsche Obsession
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Teasing From PS5's Abandoned Developer Blue Box Studio Ghibli's
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court to End
—	1 Vote	Heaviest Element Ever Found in a History of Al-Qaeda & How to Get Custody of Daughter
—	1 Vote	Quavo Says Raekwon Gave Blessing for New House to January 6 Committee

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