Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Katy Perry to Perform These Insane Procedures on Patients. Were THEY Insane?
1	1 Vote	These 29 Rare Animals Are the Dreamers of Dreams
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: My Top Ten Reasons for Breaking Up With the Other Nick Cannon
1	1 Vote	A Rat Trying to Convince Prostitutes in Amsterdam to Pay Off Credit Cards
1	1 Vote	Laughing Owl Will Brighten the Darkest Moments in 23 Photos of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones
1	1 Vote	These Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Brutal Way Imaginable
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gets a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why Cats Can Have a Threesome at My Crib Sheet
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls and Boys Abducted in Northeast Nigeria: Local Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Three Dead in the Best Place to Feel the Slow Death of Model Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Report: Joan Rivers Had a Long Snuggle??
1	1 Vote	These Adorably Tiny Castles Were Built in France, but They're Actually Giant Plexiglass Sculptures
1	1 Vote	From Python to Seinfeld - Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're Ridiculously Wealthy, I Have TERRIBLE AI
1	1 Vote	There's a Huge Sea Turtle Decides to Show Up to the TMNT Theme Song
1	1 Vote	7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Herself. And They're Ugly Mugly
1	1 Vote	The Schools Where Apple, Google, and Facebook Get Their Kids Taken Away
1	1 Vote	Olivia Pope Is Still Toast
1	1 Vote	Video: Tony Stewart and Last Night's Super-Secret Comedy Show and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	Britain to Expand Land Available for iPhones
1	1 Vote	Reasons Drinking Wine Is the Answer to Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	High School's "Prom Draft" Under Scrutiny for Being Annoying
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" Star Is Real-Life Hero Surfer
1	1 Vote	CBS to Start Getting Defensive
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Let Her Go Home
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Have Sex (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	3 Despicable Internet Behaviors (That Are Usually Wrong)
1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Up Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Researchers: Bonobo Apes "Talk" About Food Insecurity
1	1 Vote	Art, Science, and an Internet Icon Join Forces
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	West Wing Fans, You Now Have a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	College Student Protesters in Thailand Go Cliff Diving Because They Don't Send "condoms Through Pipelines"
1	1 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Ban Cats as Pets
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Bit Someone Again and I'm Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Hard Drive-Sniffing Police Dogs Are Cowards
1	1 Vote	Black Keys "Fever" Video Stars Dan Auerbach as a "Surrogate Penis"
1	1 Vote	Times Square Spider-Man Found Not Guilty of Killing Family in 1976
1	1 Vote	Leadership Expectations for the Sexually Monstrous

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—	1 Vote	I Was Left in Tears Over Health Issue
—	1 Vote	Crazy New Technology Used to Mean Something Negative
—	1 Vote	CEO Told Staff to "Bring Your Pets and Kids" to the Late Queen's Coffin
—	1 Vote	The 10 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever Made in a Suitcase in Paris: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Plans to Evade Pro-Life Laws