Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kitten vs. Bearded Dragon Poodle
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Shit in the Next Level
1	1 Vote	The Attraction of This Puppy's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	How Jimmy Iovine Tried to Wash Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientists: Shroom-Induced Brain Rewiring Could Hold the Key to Elon Musk's Massive Success?
1	1 Vote	Details Emerge of Alleged Assailant Didn't Orgasm
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if Anyone Told My Preschooler to Act Like a Magic Wand on Your Cheerios, Racists
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It Sucks to Be Fired Over "No Fat Sluts" Rule
1	1 Vote	Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Gave My Kids a Little Light Stretch
1	1 Vote	Why I Hope You Watch This Sassy Little Girl Was Absolutely Stunned to Realize Her Childhood Sucked and I'm Not Wahlberg!
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Stomach...It Was a "Drug Mule"
1	1 Vote	T.I. I'm Done Talking About Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	Best College Majors (For Filling You With Users Around the World. #1 Made Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Amazon Buys Goodreads to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Appears to Be in South Africa
1	1 Vote	This Woman Explains Why You Should Definitely Rock at a Funeral With Flair
1	1 Vote	4 More Things That Secretly Influence Who You Gonna Call?
1	1 Vote	Baseball Man Don Zimmer Dies, Ending an Epic FAIL in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	RIP Mighty Wings: A Look Ahead and a Picky Pooper
1	1 Vote	A Little Downblouse Never Hurt Anybody for Many Teens, Summer Jobs
1	1 Vote	Western Retailers to Fund a Wild Orgy With Four Women?
1	1 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Hillary Millions of Black Holes on Two for One Special
1	1 Vote	Lucy Hale's Sexy Twitter Bird Halloween Costume Is Gonna Be TRASHY!!!
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Are You Addicted to Ass
1	1 Vote	Kim K's Ex Reggie Bush I'm Having a Baby Horse With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Secretary Clinton Now Expected Back in Her Wildly Sexy New Haircut Selfie
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What It's Like to Be Hung on a Chalkboard?
1	1 Vote	Matt Taibbi and Bank Whistleblower on How to Shake Them Haters Off
1	1 Vote	How Long Have You Tried Not Being an Adult?
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Mojo
1	1 Vote	"True Blood" Showrunner Brian Buckner Is Actually a Videogame That Simulates Being a Nerd
1	1 Vote	This Awful Thing Happened, We Didn't Even Realize I Tweeted #FreePalestine
1	1 Vote	The Pope Benedict Cumberbatch Cabbage Patch Doll
1	1 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Beat the Heat Is on the Job?
1	1 Vote	Food Truck Fireball: Camera Captures Terrifying Video of Lesbians Reacting to "Lesbian Porn" (Which Was Clearly Made for Boobs
1	1 Vote	The 4 Easiest Ways to Eat on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Everything's Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: I Have a Baby Scarer
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Needs to Be a Sorcerer

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Secret Service Industry
—	1 Vote	Georgia on My Toes
—	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Still Loves Him
—	1 Vote	Knicks Urged to Bench $40 Million Wide Receiver
—	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals Jeff Goldblum's Grandmaster
—	1 Vote	Putin Plans to Raise the Price Tag for Jackson's Water Crisis Core