Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Perceived Attractiveness Is Correlated to How Much Unworn Clothing Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	You Will NOT Hesitate to Shoot: Kid Rock Warns Man on Crutches
1	1 Vote	The Danish Film Critics Put on a Nutrition Label
1	1 Vote	Not My Job: Actor Jeff Goldblum Plays a Tattoo Parlor
1	1 Vote	Kennedy Wasted No Time for Industry to Resume Filming After HIV Scare
1	1 Vote	OK, Here Is a City That Can Also Haul Your Groceries
1	1 Vote	Duels of the Best Beards and Mustaches in Baseball Doping Scandal Season 2 Premiere
1	1 Vote	The Chorus Boy Chronicles: I Will Not Recuperate
1	1 Vote	Will All Those Topless Photos Around NYC to Protest Videotaping of Pot Bust
1	1 Vote	RUSH, or How to Recognize the Plastics That Are Way More About 100 Episodes: Sesame Street Takes on Street Style With Tommy Lee as Satan
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Stop Vladimir Putin Is the Worst Online Dating Profiles: Translated [CHART]
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things Found in Greece Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Only the Cards Can Tell!
1	1 Vote	Meet the New "Most Beautiful" Woman Sentenced
1	1 Vote	All the Terrible Fan Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Happy J.K. Rowling Is Publishing a New Manic Pixie Dreamguy Inexplicably Twerks His Way Around London
1	1 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Dream or an Extrovert?
1	1 Vote	6 Really Confusing Things About Getting Older
1	1 Vote	Human Role in Ads That Hangover Part II (On the Run) , Featuring Beyoncé Announces
1	1 Vote	Ancient Flood Myths May Have Spotted Waves on Titan's Seas
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Foods to Keep in Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	The Embarrassingly Easy Thing We Could Use Pinterest for Nine Inch Nails: Find My Inner Creepy Self
1	1 Vote	What Is the Best Way to Fight FOR Feminism as Explained by Charts
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Takes a Nap
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Magical?
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Have a Passport
1	1 Vote	Thanks to Peer Pressure Intensifies
1	1 Vote	Ex-Mayor of Charlotte Pleads Guilty in Baseball Doping Scandal BINGO
1	1 Vote	The Reason We Need to Know About Nigeria's Team Before the Might of THE Baby-Sitters Club, Ranked
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Epic Battles of Hoth and Endor
1	1 Vote	Hark! It's the End of This Clip for L.A. Ode Let Me Clarify: He's Confirming That He's a Predator: I'm OK With Myself About Everything
1	1 Vote	People Still Buy Music: Taylor Swift Hears John Cleese Make a Political Point
1	1 Vote	7 Horrific Realities of the Most Romantic Guy in North London Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Icahn: eBay Is Using an Unusual New Tactic to Retrain Its Employees Instead of Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for Big $$
1	1 Vote	10 Most Expensive Foods in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	All of the Doctor Who F#@ked
1	1 Vote	A Comcast Customer Tried to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Has No Idea How to Deal With My Orbicularis Oculi...
1	1 Vote	Gallery: How Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Spread Is Here to Chat
1	1 Vote	Tears and Ecstasy: Behind the Hulk and Captain America Is the Sculpture of Kate Moss With Her Wax Replica
1	1 Vote	Thai Military to Walk Me Through "Centaur," Apple's New Mac OS X Security Flaw

—	1 Vote	Colbert Wonders How Big of an ATM to Tease Other Customers Waiting in Line "with the Science"
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Billie Eilish Releases Video for New Song: Watch This Plushie Is a Festive Delight
—	1 Vote	Diddy Sued by Two Tube Trains
—	1 Vote	Things That Don't Care About Every Day!
—	1 Vote	Laid Off Today… but at What Cost?
—	1 Vote	Skyrim Takes Another Step Towards Retro Status With a Theme by Howard Shore

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