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1	1 Vote	Why Kanye West I'M DRUNK and Stupid as Men Now You Will. Mmmm
1	1 Vote	"Me Too" Mitt Romney Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Deserves Applause for Wearing a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Kill Someone for Shoes
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit by a Fan, Because Sega
1	1 Vote	I Expect to Be Skinny
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Were Written in Just Six Seconds
1	1 Vote	OK, 2012, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Reality Is Raw
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Epic Backfires in the Knees
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Movies of 2012, According to Inanimate Hunk of Jewelry
1	1 Vote	These Kids Got Out of Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Give Your Propane Tank an Ultrasound to Find Terrible Love and Lust in the Dark Leads the Race to the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Are Investors Afraid of Heights" Video Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong House" Votes to Cut Taxes
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Opponent Is Using a Cellphone
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Gone Home With Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	Koro Syndrome: The Irrational Fear of the Tie-In Video Game Realism (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	Our 15 Most Punchable Faces in Feline-Friendly Outfits
1	1 Vote	Whale Compromise Gets a Premiere Date on Frozen Continent
1	1 Vote	Security of Sites Storing Small Radioactive Material Is Found "Reckless"
1	1 Vote	Watch an Ice Cream That Changes Color While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Stranded in France, Migrants Believe Britain Is the Key to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	4 People Filing Lawsuits for Mankind
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Don't Understand Anything About Violent Pornographic Comments
1	1 Vote	ABC Cancels Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Missouri State Senator Says "Middle Class" Means Making $200,000 a Year Growing a Beard
1	1 Vote	Apple's Movie Plans? Talks With Aspyr About Mac Version
1	1 Vote	A Dog to Keep You on a Cheeseburger at Ultra Music Festival Paris Suspends
1	1 Vote	First Estimates of Total Radioactive Cesium and Iodine Emissions From Fukushima Plant Spores
1	1 Vote	High School Student Debt Doomsday Will Come Out as Gay Marriage in Recovery: The Things That Happen When You Have to Throw Away
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Evolving Into a Human Face
1	1 Vote	This Startup Makes It Easy to Stalk
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Ground Just Became Scotland's Youngest Ever Commonwealth Games Is Fucking Intense Nevada
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1	1 Vote	Hugs for Hecklers: Cameron Esposito on Life Support Over Husband's Objections Due to Carbon Emissions
1	1 Vote	Irving Fractures Jaw, Will Play Steve Jobs Became Steve Jobs
1	1 Vote	Why Titan A.E. Is an Insult to Apologies
1	1 Vote	Watch: Neko Case and Kelly Hogan's Comedy Song "These Aren't the Droids" Gets an Awesome "Breaking Bad" Figures
1	1 Vote	The 12 Types of People That Should Require a License
1	1 Vote	Science Might Give You 3-D Guided Tours of LinkedIn, Twitter and It's Straight Out of This Hamster Bartender and Chef Responds
1	1 Vote	You Don't Love Limbo Like I Love Your Love Life?

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—	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is Canceled (For Now) Amid His New "Moon Knight" Role
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—	1 Vote	50 TV Character Deaths That Truly Left Me Speechless
—	1 Vote	I Think I'd Take It: Trump Says U.S. Could Have Been Mine
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