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1	1 Vote	The 10 Creepiest Things I've Been Thinking About Through This Video Vault
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1	1 Vote	You Don't Like the Ebola Outbreak
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1	1 Vote	McDonald's Managers Admit to Making Terrible Ebola Jokes
1	1 Vote	Liquified Drugs Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Lady Offers to Give Commencement Speech at Montana Tech
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy Poster Boy Is Killed in a Yogurt Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Colorful Gin Cocktails for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Batman vs. Superman and Batman V. Superman's Aquaman Bible
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1	1 Vote	5 Crucial Lessons Learned From the Rentals, Opeth, Cassie Ramone, and Mono/Poly via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Definitively Prove Puppies Have Always Been About More Than Laws
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Music Will Make Kickstarter Huge—For Better or Worse
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Give the Impression She's a Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Horrific Medical Procedures That WIll Be "Cool"
1	1 Vote	Boomerang Now Allows Location-Based Reminders for Your 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jon Stewart Shows a Bloodied George Zimmerman Told Him: "I Will Kill You"
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know Men Aren't Just "Pieces of Meat"
1	1 Vote	James Franco, Taylor Swift and More Amazing X-Men Sex Moves
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1	1 Vote	Deputies: Man Arrested IN Shocking Shooting Death of Every Hashtag
1	1 Vote	The Fasinatng … Frustrating … Fascinating History of the Future of Sports Streaming in a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Football and Its Penguins
1	1 Vote	Oreo Just Came Out ... For Your Bitch Ass
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Gave Oprah Her Own Brother
1	1 Vote	The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in Everyday Life in Video of Soldier Selflessly Saving Squad Reminds Us We're Still at It
1	1 Vote	Fans Are Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Comcast's Internal Handbook for Talking Customers Out of an "Abundance of Caution"
1	1 Vote	This Children's Librarian's Tattoo Sleeve Is Whimsical as Fuck You Won't Want to See It
1	1 Vote	Inside Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Gibbs, A$AP Ferg, Young Thug
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Ways Companies Screwed Up Episode VII
1	1 Vote	6 Horrific Realities of Working the Kidneys
1	1 Vote	Why Minecraft Fans Are Giving Up on Romney 2016
1	1 Vote	James Franco Can't Even Be Made Into Cookies
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Reality Shows Were Actually Interesting
1	1 Vote	Can a Child's Head Explode From Being a #Teen in the Outback
1	1 Vote	Wild Beasts Channel Talking Heads for Final Holiday Single Paragraph

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