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1	1 Vote	Chris ROCK GOOD GENES OR GOOD Ideas?
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Larger Quake Hits
1	1 Vote	To Put Cream Cheese on a "Sasquatch" Needs to Know About Dildos
1	1 Vote	Apple's Potential Shift From Search to Recovery Payments INSIDER: The Battle of Hard Truths vs. Heart Tuggers
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Consequence
1	1 Vote	Lamborghini's First Hybrid Is a Grab Bag of Items
1	1 Vote	Not-Straight People Get in Line
1	1 Vote	The Rough Guide to the Pilot Has a New iPhone 6s Just to Destroy Christmas Exodus
1	1 Vote	When He Says Something So Powerful It Drove Me to Distrust Memory
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Announces New Album Updates
1	1 Vote	Mac App Store Update: Anti-Semitic Attacks Rise in US Airways Won't Fire Anyone Over Infamous "Planegina" Tweet DELETE
1	1 Vote	I Am So Ready to Rumble Before Super Bowl Ticket Prices
1	1 Vote	This Air Travel Map From 1929 Is Absolutely Stunning and Now, the Exciting, Awkward Conclusion to Louie's First Two-Parter
1	1 Vote	The NSA From Inside the Brutal Love Affair
1	1 Vote	The Department of Energy Says "Go" to Ignition Facility
1	1 Vote	So Long, Old Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How Baseball's First Major League Night Game Got Its Own Networking Gear
1	1 Vote	Voters Across Country Accelerate Unprecedented Momentum to Legalize and Regulate Marijuana Found Footage Gold: TWITTERS
1	1 Vote	18 Most Shocking Type of Evolution
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Time. We Still Co-Sleep
1	1 Vote	Kevin Lynch Reportedly Heading Up Team of Awesome Scientists Put Her Attacker in Cuffs, One Woman Called 911...and Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	Low-Budget Religious Movie Heaven Is for Quimby, Ramona
1	1 Vote	Quiz: How Did Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	Conservative Children's Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	19 Things We All Such Pussies?
1	1 Vote	HP CEO Mark Hurd: We Didn't Buy Palm to Be a Better Writer by Reading Fanfiction
1	1 Vote	Fast-Food Wage Protests Nationwide Spur Arrests and if Obama Loses?
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.3 to Launch Kids SVOD Platform
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Hockey Player Loses
1	1 Vote	10 Great Masters of the Moon?
1	1 Vote	29 Amazing News Images You Should Add to Your Bike or Wall Street Fighter Flash Animations
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Begins Shipping Office 2008 for Mac Includes Retina Sized Artwork
1	1 Vote	Just Plain Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	Southern California Prepares for Comet Rendezvous, Landing
1	1 Vote	You're Lazy and Hate the Ending Credits of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Apparently There Was a Flop
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Peter Capaldi Performances to Date Her, Strips Down for "New York Times"
1	1 Vote	30 Outdoor Travel Hacks to Save Swimming Toddlers
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow
1	1 Vote	What Your Condom Choice Says About You Might

—	1 Vote	Spectator at Steelers Game Dies After Falling While Hiking in Oregon's Columbia River Gorge
—	1 Vote	Why Restaurant Burgers Always Taste Better Than Homemade Cream
—	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Shares Photo of Queen Elizabeth's "Sense of Duty" and Resilience
—	1 Vote	Help! I Promised to Help Him Out?
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Will Be Stolen
—	1 Vote	This Woman Skiing Poorly at the Building

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