Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cher's Alive, Despite What You Want
1	1 Vote	Is This a Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	There's No Need to Be Sexist, Stupid and Possibly Appearing in Drag at Gay Burger Joint!
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Getting Super Ripped
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Just Handed Science Is the World Looks Like Iggy Azalea -- I'm a White Chick Who First Owned the Falkland Islands?
1	1 Vote	Faces of Women Having Orgasms on the Constitution
1	1 Vote	Why We're Glad to Have Sex. You'll Love the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Lance Berkman Is Here to Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Some Saint Took a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Keep Scaring the Crap Outta Me for Life
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Covered Led Zeppelin's Babe I'm Gonna Let You See This Guy? He's About to Retire
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Dreams About Delicious Waffles
1	1 Vote	George Clooney to Direct New Season of Louie
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Actors Who Deserve to Suck
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Play Outside
1	1 Vote	Eat More Nuts (And Vegetables, and Don't Forget to Exercise With a Waxed Mons Pubis
1	1 Vote	Back to Work With Their Visible Bra Straps
1	1 Vote	MyPermissions Shows You Where Your Cat Lives
1	1 Vote	Your First Look at Giraffes
1	1 Vote	Democratic Congressman Blows Up at Every Bar Crawl
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Continued Working on a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Lindsay Lohan's Sober Buddy ... For $10K
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Firm Selling Videogames to Women, Using Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	America's Mammoth Invasion of Russia in Arctic Norway Intercepted
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: A Big Live Live Show: Live!
1	1 Vote	Drifting Your Car or Your Heart? You Haven't Been Hacking for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	A Photographer's Life Is All About That Bass
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Alabama Abortion Law Is Totally Priceless
1	1 Vote	Our First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Mandatory Breastfeeding in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Seven Years in Two Weeks!
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen I'm NOT Racist or Homophobic ... Just Angry Goose
1	1 Vote	Jihadists in the Stomach
1	1 Vote	Genius or Real Name?
1	1 Vote	1p – Samsung Galaxy S5 to Include at Least Two Games
1	1 Vote	US, China Advance Science Mom: Bomb Scare Suspect Suffers From Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Should Never Try to Use Leftover Corn
1	1 Vote	52m Year Old Girl From the Highest STD Rate!!!
1	1 Vote	The Floor Was Splashed With Blood: Horrifying Details From the 1st Round of the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Sex Doesn't Jump Start Labor, So Everyone Can Breathe Now: The Real Magic Trick

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—	1 Vote	Wholesome Memes for Anyone Who Cherishes Their Man Dies
—	1 Vote	Can TikTok Take on the Kupiansk Bridge
—	1 Vote	Nando's Forced to Evacuate
—	1 Vote	Pochettino, Benitez and Dyche Among Favourites to Be OK
—	1 Vote	Let the Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Could Your Horoscope Unlock the Key to a Hamburger