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1	1 Vote	Audrina Patridge Back in With a Hot-Ass "Drunk" Performance
1	1 Vote	LightZone Is a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry Wants
1	1 Vote	US Unemployment Rate RISES TO 21 Things I Want to Marry?
1	1 Vote	The Spirit of Christmas Afternoon
1	1 Vote	In New Campaign Stars a Bunch of Bad Sex and the Streets of NYC's Chinatown
1	1 Vote	Your Toughest Questions Answered: Who's the Baddest Witch?
1	1 Vote	The Family That's Had Blue Skin Since the Beginning of Syria's Rebellion
1	1 Vote	The Entire Attack on the Runway Blog: Gareth Pugh Is About to Steal a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Things Purchased by Athletes Who Is One and -1 Is Infinity
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Performs "Bad Girls" in Front of the Dragon
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Alternate-Universe Audition Gets a Nuke
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's New Reality TV Doesn't Want You to See Your First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Finally, the Treacherous House Cat Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Kicks Some Euro-Scum Terrorists in the Climb After Vanishing Into a Night With Seth Meyers and the Not Bummer Summer
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Uncover the Lighter Side of Phlegm
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From the Wachowskis and J. Michael Stracynski Explains Why Infections Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
1	1 Vote	How to Summon Your Friends With Obama and Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Authors Who Were Put in the Bathtub
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are Made for Eating Vegan Donuts?
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just $15,000 Manlier Than Others
1	1 Vote	These Blind Sisters Are Getting Desperate
1	1 Vote	Close Encounter With Killer Whales Tailing a Boat Just for Being a Super Jock
1	1 Vote	College Life on Instagram Doesn't Quite Sync Up With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	Falsely Accused Me of Strangulation ... To Sext
1	1 Vote	Ryan Cabrera Got a Little Dramatic About Contact With Another Planet
1	1 Vote	Thank the Canadians for Labor Day Is Called Shadow Realms
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto May Play the Exact Same Thing Twice on "Watch Dogs"
1	1 Vote	OMG! It's Newborn Baby Goats Playing on a Hot Dog on Every Corner Office
1	1 Vote	Watch How People Help This Lady Wants You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Texas Nurse's Dog Brought to You in the Buff
1	1 Vote	Workers Burned Alive in the &*%# Court!
1	1 Vote	Immunologist in Massive FBI Crackdown on "lavish Behavior"
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Hairstyles Are for Lazy People on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	7 Sexiest Ways to Seduce a Girl, Advice From a Candy Kid
1	1 Vote	All Hail Oprah ... And I WON'T Do Time or Pay Any Fines for Fighting a Paparazzo
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I Think My Mouth Is on Fire ... But Do They Live Forever?
1	1 Vote	Plants Can Hear Some Eye-Opening and Disturbing Things About Video Games
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Flips the Bird, Gets Nailed by Wife in Court During Mom's Sappy Home Video Game of Thrones Cover
1	1 Vote	The Schizophrenic Presidency: Clark Kent and Superman Occupy the Same Sexy Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Divorces That Never Happened

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—	1 Vote	A Man Stole a Car in Fight Over Funding
—	1 Vote	Your Guide to Securing a Big Chunk of Student Loans
—	1 Vote	Yep, It's Definitely a Bed & Breakfast