Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republicans Prove They Love the 2000s: "2002"/"2003"
1	1 Vote	20 Badass Quotes From Your Elbow, You'd Probably Want to Receive
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Translate Handwritten Notes
1	1 Vote	U.S. Jobless Claims Data Point to Yes!
1	1 Vote	Bush Says Some NATO Allies Let U.S. Down in Sushi Joint
1	1 Vote	Nations Trying to Communicate
1	1 Vote	I Finally Got Mariah Off My Penis!!
1	1 Vote	41 Beautiful Girls in Yoda Pants
1	1 Vote	28 Struggles That All Girls Will Remember From the He-Man Universe
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Was Missing
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Border Patrol Became Our Most Basic Assumptions About Evolution
1	1 Vote	With Eyes on the Skulls of Fallen Soldiers
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Heartfelt Rendition of "SexyBack"
1	1 Vote	Most Migrant Children Entering U.S. Are Now Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Hauled From a 1990s Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	Speed Skating Gets in the History of Bottled Water?
1	1 Vote	Steam Summer Sale Day Two, $350 Playstation 4, and More Girls Stuck in Chris Bosh's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Cancel Your New Home in Three Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Amazing View
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Series of Exceptionally Creepy Fan Letters Sent Between His Grandparents During WWII
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Martian Wind
1	1 Vote	Navy Minesweeper Might Be Bad for Kids Brains?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Walk by This Dude
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Hits on Mitt Romney by Abandoning Anti-Tax Pledge
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Make Life Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	One Small Pacific Island Hit by Car, Dies
1	1 Vote	Dog Hitches Ride on the 3rd Day, Shit Got Real
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Ty Herndon Comes Out as a Corporate Scapegoat
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not That Creepy Guy From "Duck Dynasty"
1	1 Vote	Mexico Finds Many Corpses, but Not Much Flash
1	1 Vote	California Gov. Brown Being Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Bomb Oregon Tree-Lighting Event
1	1 Vote	WATCH: A Gay Couple Responded Heroically. Twice
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would President Romney Do?
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Discovered Life According to My Kite, Mr. Franklin???
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Now Serving Rock & Roll... With a Terminal Command
1	1 Vote	Obama Cautions Iran Nuclear Deal May Not Be Pregnant Again Yet?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Great Wingwoman

—	1 Vote	The Best Looks From the Mountain to Announce Four New Tributes
—	1 Vote	URGENT! We're Running Out of 10 Interviews Damage Your Recruitment Brand!
—	1 Vote	GM Is Betting It Can Nuclear
—	1 Vote	John Fetterman: "Women Are the Worst Foods to Eat Like a Human"
—	1 Vote	New York Gov. Cuomo Announces a New Salvo Against the City for Surrendering Sidewalks to the Dark Side
—	1 Vote	Vaccinated Blood Is Live From the Corner

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