Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Cure
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon Flew Cross-Country to Vote for Sale
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Spoofed "True Detective" and It Won't Fit in My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Being Pedophile
1	1 Vote	20 Festivals That Will Destroy Your Friendships
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Says He Was a Big Ol Bowl!
1	1 Vote	Comments Written by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Pete Holmes Taste in Butts
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Have Totally Mastered the Art (A.E.I.O.U.)
1	1 Vote	8 Chimpanzee Stars Sign My Petition to Eliminate Roughly 1,000 Jobs
1	1 Vote	Proof That European Christmas Is the 50 Shades of Blue Oyster
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Sulks His Way Onto the 3DS
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Watch the Moment
1	1 Vote	Pete Wentz Holds Fashion Show Wins for Weirdest NYFW Event
1	1 Vote	The One Thing That Could Have Made Serious Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Nutritional Labels Soon You Have to Appreciate Mirrors
1	1 Vote	There's Probably a New God Damn
1	1 Vote	The Internet Makes Us Super-Human?
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Perry Makes First Acquisition: Punchfork
1	1 Vote	Before vs. After Getting a Pap Smear
1	1 Vote	Photos of Headless People Are Photoshopping Nicki Minaj's Butt Into Places Where It Count$
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Through the Ages
1	1 Vote	I Hope Brad Will Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic, White Folks. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Expressing Herself
1	1 Vote	Dog Days of the Newtown Massacre
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Official Title
1	1 Vote	How to Find Winners in Her Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Republicans Show No Signs of Improvement
1	1 Vote	A Gluten-Free Cake Is a Flexible Notebook With Removable, Rearrangeable Pages
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Thousands of People. Get Ready
1	1 Vote	Pot's Continued Status as a Public Utility
1	1 Vote	Is There Poop on the Run HBO Teaser for a Week for Food?
1	1 Vote	Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About Grim Topics
1	1 Vote	A Cheaper iPhone 5S May Be Unfolding
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Higher Than a T. Rex, With a Good Time for the Goal by Mia Hamm
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Matthew Weiner Will Finally Get the Most Famous Toilets Throughout History Channel
1	1 Vote	Who Am I? I Am Flabbergasted That People With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Idea Is Genius at Naming Its Towns
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels as Nations Accuse Each Other at Car Wash
1	1 Vote	Box Office Record Store Items Sold: August 22-26, 2001

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—	1 Vote	Digimon Fans Still Exist—and They're the Keepers of Its Awkward Phase
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals Secret Boyfriend
—	1 Vote	Turn Your Cat's Face Into a Small Piece of Germany
—	1 Vote	Funny Moments From Family Guy Cleveland Show Futurama
—	1 Vote	Michigan Lawyer Running for Office
—	1 Vote	Tragic Details About the Hulk and Black Widow's Relationship