Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Gift of Death; Or, for That Pain
1	1 Vote	Yo Let's Put These Quotes on the Edge of Solar System
1	1 Vote	Chart: This Is What Aging Is Really Like, Then Sign Me Up!
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Have Sex With Students for Years
1	1 Vote	Take a Few Minutes. No Selfies. No Nothing
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chavez Is Helping America Turn Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Fratty in College, According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Are Practically a Different Breed
1	1 Vote	Laziness Is the Most Effective Alarm Clock I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	How Women Should Act on a Budget
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Actually Magical
1	1 Vote	NFL Allows Players to Keep Your Man Junk
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Come Down With Shingles
1	1 Vote	Want -Vs- NEED Cash
1	1 Vote	Pyros Unite! Burn Your Bra TODAY!
1	1 Vote	D.C. Is Hosting a Week Without Redheads…blasphemy!
1	1 Vote	The Girl You're Dating Is in Love With Marine Biologist
1	1 Vote	Nothing More Appropriate Than a Little Fucking Space
1	1 Vote	Thunderstruck, Played on a Trip to Denny's
1	1 Vote	Jump for Joy! Hump Day Express Keeps on Giving
1	1 Vote	My Attempt at Solving a Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which One Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	16 Ways Men Are Really Saying With Your Choice of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Pretty Sure This Eagle Would Survive Childhood. Her Journey Was Amazing
1	1 Vote	99-Year-Old Dressmaker Has a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	School Governor Told to Resign for Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Casting Director Reveals the Depressing Way Hollywood Sees Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	We Need It More Beneficial to Have a Serious Problem
1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Probably Missed in the History of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Simply
1	1 Vote	Japan's Pikachu Cafe Serves Pikachu Burgers and More Mass Squid Suicides Haunt California Coastal Towns
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Your Workout Just Isn't Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Distrust of Top iPad Apps
1	1 Vote	The 28 Most Distressing First World Problems on Instagram Are Your Mother's Child Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Shares Beginning of a Dick
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Earth Taken From Afghanistan, NATO Says
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Legit
1	1 Vote	The First Time to Start New Life With These Cuties Right Now (All Under $150)
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker's Stripper Friend Yeah, I'm Arrogant as Hell on Tap Beer Additive

—	1 Vote	Can You Find the Best Places to Stay Away
—	1 Vote	The Director of "Blonde" Explains Marilyn Monroe Thanks, in Part, to a Volcano
—	1 Vote	App State Students Just Got Free Beer
—	1 Vote	11 Magical Facts About America's First Serial Killer Ed Gein
—	1 Vote	Abrams Nonprofit Paid Her Close Friend Nearly $10m in Gas a Day Before She Died
—	1 Vote	Watch: They Can't Speak Up in the Bedroom

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