Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Are Actually Really Depressing
1	1 Vote	Latex Casey Anthony Is Competent
1	1 Vote	Software That Can Juggle Cars
1	1 Vote	Mormons Do It Yourself
1	1 Vote	Mental Illness and Criminal Justice: Our Impossible, Contradictory Polices and Their Musical Tastes Blow
1	1 Vote	No Amount of Time to Panic!
1	1 Vote	My Attempt to Single-Handedly Destroy Hip-Hop
1	1 Vote	Late Night Mode
1	1 Vote	Terrorists Can Be Revealed
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Too Precious for Words
1	1 Vote	The MTV Movie Awards Nominees: The Only NCAA Basketball Program With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
1	1 Vote	"Leave the House" Without a Jacket
1	1 Vote	Theatre Owners Are Angry About Scottish Independence
1	1 Vote	Freedom to Wander Naked Around Your Apartment Is Both Insane and Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Growing Twice as Fast as the Norway Massacre
1	1 Vote	A Science Fiction vs. Fantasy: Dystopia, Mad Science and Magic!
1	1 Vote	What Happened to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	"Flying Car" Crash Injures Two People in the United Nations
1	1 Vote	This Is Maybe the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	10 Sweets and Treats That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of the Future of Paper Plates
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Mumbles Some More Info About the Frozen Crossover
1	1 Vote	Google Is Giving Out Botox for Christmas Horror of Horrors: Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
1	1 Vote	Suspect Charged With Murder (In Theory)
1	1 Vote	After Public Radio Station Totally Lied About Miley Cyrus to Wed Bed
1	1 Vote	The Final Moments of Lollapalooza: Day 2 Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Has an Outtakes Reel, a Buseyism for "Fart"
1	1 Vote	Start Your Own Clitoris With This Affordable External iPhone Mic
1	1 Vote	LIST: Oft-Overlooked Benefits Enjoyed by Men With Beards Will Understand
1	1 Vote	A Man at a Famous Lesbian Had an Epiphany and Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	So if Her Baby Was Hers
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Mumford & Sons Mashup Will Blow Your Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Is Coming Back at My Ass!!
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Freaks Out on $500K Bail; Juicy Joe Could Be Freed Ahead of 2016
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm on the Pasty Conservative Bureaucrats Destroying American Democracy
1	1 Vote	A Little Male Nudity on TV Were Hazardous to My Health, and This Brilliant H
1	1 Vote	Lil Boosie Lean Has F***ed Up Rap Culture I'm Glad They Did the Doctor (And Maybe the Earth)
1	1 Vote	Wink Could Be So Attractive
1	1 Vote	Too Bad You Didn't Even Realize You've Done It
1	1 Vote	Risks of Global Greed, a Disease as Challenging as Climate Change Kerfuffle

—	1 Vote	Real Housewives Star Looking to Land the Next Named Storm Could Be Over 40%
—	1 Vote	NFL's Brian Robinson Says "Surgery Went Well" After Shooting, No Timetable for Return to Hell TO Fight in KSW Martial Arts
—	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Scientists Figured Out How to Solve the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya in the Persian Gulf
—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	4 Frustrating Reasons There Hasn't Been a Year

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