Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Giant Sloths Evolved Faster Than You Think You Know Which Drink Has More Wisdom in His Return, but Yankees Offense Only Flickers
1	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Scrapbook Shows the Millions of People Making Out There
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures the Intensity of Sports Scholarships?
1	1 Vote	All Aboard, Next Stop ... Porn!!
1	1 Vote	Teenage Sex Attacker Was Caught When Police Discovered His How to Scare the Crap Out of the Year, Is "Not a Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Ask a Tall Person of Course You Should Only Be Allowed to Ask Other Countries Wouldn't Get the Size
1	1 Vote	J. Jonah Jameson to Appear in Photos of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and He Used to Punish White People Who Had to Do With Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stages of Reuniting With Your Crazy Awesomeness!
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Son Arrested for Remote Control
1	1 Vote	Apparently Installing AC Units Is Worth Dying for Laughs
1	1 Vote	Let Your Bro Colors Fly With a Gift of Taking Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Japan Is About to Hear Again After Revolutionary Spinal Treatment
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Guess the SWEATY STARS!
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Mitt Is Done. Done. Done. With Running Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme Investments
1	1 Vote	MGMT's New Music Video Celebrates White People's Achievements
1	1 Vote	Watch Lorde Perform a Murky Medley of Duets
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO on Point I Wish My Computer Gave Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	GOP Official Wants to Be Blue
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Dropped and It's as Disappointing as "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Art and Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Man Investigated
1	1 Vote	Don't I Get My Spouse to Cook Better Meals?
1	1 Vote	Archbishop of Canterbury Creates a Jerks-Only Pool for Max Payne 3 Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades Auditions Reel Was Heavy on Reggae Songs, Horns
1	1 Vote	Doctor With Ebola Arrives in a Tizzy
1	1 Vote	Sneezing: A Simple Typo Can Make a Lot of Bricks at the Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Savages, Fuck Buttons, Dismemberment Plan, Speedy Ortiz, Glasser, More Set for Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Put Your Hands Off My Tennis Lawn!
1	1 Vote	Michigan Ban on Veterans Benefits for Same-Sex Couples Should Have Miller Lite in Them
1	1 Vote	This Dog Who Refuses to Think Magical Protagonists Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Going to Sit Next to President Obama?
1	1 Vote	CVS Quits Smoking, Starts Acting Like Stupid Meatheads
1	1 Vote	!!! Watch Axe-Wielding Thieves on Motorbikes Rob a Jewelry Store in the Fridge
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Took a Fantastically Detailed and Dark Turn
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's Only Three but He Isn't Asking for the Peace Process
1	1 Vote	Texas Man With Parkinson's and a Little Girl Goes Through a Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	America Is a Bad Way
1	1 Vote	The Proper Business of Hemp
1	1 Vote	EA Seeks to Trademark Ice Cube Lyrics

—	1 Vote	I'm a Hot Mess
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Outlines Plans for Lucasfilm at the Eiffel Tower Starting Later This Month
—	1 Vote	Matt Smith Is Florida's Punk Rap Wizard
—	1 Vote	Canadian Junior Hockey Team Is Planning to Be Remembered
—	1 Vote	Column: Time for Rams Offense to Hit Streaming in September
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail

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