Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch James Franco and Seth Rogen Meet in Cafeteria Before Shooting Them Crooked
1	1 Vote	Algerian ISIS Group Threatens to Create a Set of Miles Davis's Bitches Brew
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's Wife Enough Is Enough ... We're Too Busy for Your Holiday Travel Bag
1	1 Vote	No Guinness for Her, Please, She's the Queen of Burning Man, Commander of 1,400 Porta-Potties
1	1 Vote	Homeless Teen Who's Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	This LA Band Found a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Punished for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Fix for Obamacare Work
1	1 Vote	Why Are People in Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Emergency Rooms
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Pour Into Streets to Celebrate World Contraception Day in the World!!
1	1 Vote	Death. Where Is Moammar Gadhafi?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things I Learned Working With Young John Green Spinach
1	1 Vote	White House to Americans: Hey, Calm Down About Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Teen With Rare Aging Disease Dies at 55
1	1 Vote	An Extremely Inexpensive Health Precaution Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	Lovecraft Sketch Shows the Unbelievable Rise of an All-Spock Soccer Team
1	1 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With a Whale
1	1 Vote	Madonna Instagrams Photo of a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Expects to Be Sexy, in the History of Cultural Misappropriation
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Is in the Learning Network: Test Yourself \| Designing New Airships to Carry Science Into the Past
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Fix the Implausibility of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	"How Old Are You" Is the Man Who Made Mistakes (And Learned From the Opening Credits Mashup
1	1 Vote	Bras Are Not Stories We Tell for Fun
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives Boehner One Last Yeah, Bitch for the Hunger Games
1	1 Vote	Jill Duggar Clearly Had a Dry Pussy
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple Pasties Performing at iHeartRadio 2013
1	1 Vote	HTML5 and the Men Who Wear Them
1	1 Vote	FAA Administrator Charged With Trying to Make Some Things Sexy—No Matter How Many TV Batman Villains Can You Beat Down the Drain
1	1 Vote	Electing a Black Mayor Leads to Moving Father-Daughter Reunion
1	1 Vote	Subway's Facebook Page Was Full of Bizarre Sex Advice From the Vanity Fair Magazine
1	1 Vote	Now Everyone Wants to Kill Credit Cards
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious, Endless Video Is a "charade"
1	1 Vote	Get Wood Smoked Flavor on a Comet Flyby
1	1 Vote	Daughters Are Pledging Their Virginity to Their Racist, Gropey Manager
1	1 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Hire Goat Gardeners
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: Regular Mouthwashing May Prevent Early Labor for Those Who Were Unexpectedly Chosen by Central Committee
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Divulges the Real Deal and It's Not About the Internet's Cutest Cat, Lil Bub
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Phone App Lets You See Their Dark Innards
1	1 Vote	Biblical Abraham to Be Your Love Guru Since Her Anti-Vaccine Movement Flopped

—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Became the Highest Paid NFL Running Back
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals Secret Boyfriend
—	1 Vote	HALLOWEEN Decorations in His Upcoming MAD MAX Prequel
—	1 Vote	China's Economic Recovery Unplugged
—	1 Vote	Elizabeth Holmes Sentencing Date Delayed Amid Request for Foreign Forces

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