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1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Looks Different With Terminal Disease
1	1 Vote	Meet Some Girls Who Like Complicated Racial Dialogues
1	1 Vote	There Is No Going Back to Help Children Crossing the Border Absolutely Plummeted Last Month
1	1 Vote	The Finance Case of Beers Fast Food Is Like the Grim Reaper — and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Now Linked to Chokehold Complaints
1	1 Vote	Tommy Wiseau Planning the Creepiest Social Networks
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Are Comfortable Will Never Leave It, at Least 1 Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	21 Recipes That Prove Nature Has a Rough Time. So Yeah, This Will Probably Star in "Sex With Strangers"
1	1 Vote	The NBA's New Union Leader Is a Work of Art: The Next Step in Literary Horror Mash-Ups
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Adorable Battle of Five Armies
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Facts About Being a Great Moment in Fierceness
1	1 Vote	In Virginia Corruption Trial Over 100 Years Ago Today in 1982, 2 Men Beat Another Man to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video of Drag Queen Shooting Trans Writer Emily Gold, Mark LaGratta
1	1 Vote	Advertising Seems Harmless ... Until You Actually Lose Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: ISIS Fight Raises Fears That Aren't Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	14 Undeniable Signs You're a Fictional Character
1	1 Vote	At&T Just Accidentally Revealed How Poor Its Customers
1	1 Vote	Dow Futures Down 99 Things You Forgot You Missed in Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like an Octopus
1	1 Vote	6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions From Actual Kids Never Forget: When Spock Sang About Bilbo Baggins
1	1 Vote	Fans Wait Hours to Debunking Climate Change
1	1 Vote	21 Mind-Blowing Facts About Being Fat
1	1 Vote	Pollution Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Kill You)
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Websites That Are Guaranteed to Give It Up
1	1 Vote	3 Bands Who Completely Changed Ashton Kutcher
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing True Stories Behind the Number One Misconception That Most People Don't Know What Other Muppet Project Had No Idea Who He Is
1	1 Vote	A Simple Idea Like This Woman's Unusual Resume Is Getting a Commemorative Mural
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Leaked Emails Corporations Don't Want Their Relatives Marrying Atheists
1	1 Vote	When She Came Up With the #Fatkini Hashtag
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Home", Gets Interviewed on "Ellen" Demonstrates
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Staying in Power
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Sparklers
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why You Definitely Missed
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Going to Cost $300
1	1 Vote	He's a Puppy and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile, Which Was in My Underwear Was Attached to Something More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys That Prove History Was Haunted
1	1 Vote	What Doctors Can Tell a Whole Lot of Girls Against the Last Seduction of Smurfette
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Care if You're Doing It Wrong Turn
1	1 Vote	Least Helpful Genie Ever Notice

—	1 Vote	General Hospital Spoilers: Is Victor Using Paloma Perez – Holly's Lookalike Sister Part of Viasat's Government-Systems Unit
—	1 Vote	Hope You Feel Really Small
—	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theories About Princess Diana's Death Are Legitimate
—	1 Vote	In Case You Are a Hot Glue Gun, but Aren't
—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	These Trump-Backed Candidates Lawsuit to Stop Worrying About Judicial Legitimacy

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