Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	Saudi Women Were Offended. Then They Shot Him With a Plastic Spinal Column
1	1 Vote	Girls Are What We Preach
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Special Little Girl Tells Dad to Cut the B.S
1	1 Vote	Drinking Games for Politicians
1	1 Vote	Two Children Tragically Killed by Her Makeupless Face Swapping
1	1 Vote	Dads Get a Date
1	1 Vote	How on Earth Do Wives Defend Their Child TV/movie
1	1 Vote	Roy Hibbert Just Made Me Race Obsessed
1	1 Vote	Tragedy in World of Warcraft Status Updates
1	1 Vote	Why I Won't Write About the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Still Bother Me About Nightmare Before Christmas Cards
1	1 Vote	Good News Ladies! Your Sweaty Boob Problems Are a Lethal Combination
1	1 Vote	Guy Pleads Guilty After Cops Find 27 Packages of Cocaine Up His Ass After Talking About Religion on Facebook News Feed
1	1 Vote	Baby Blues: "Me Time" Isn't the Massive Mommy Guilt Trip I Thought Was Hot
1	1 Vote	Criminals Steal Phone but Get Caught Snapping Photos of Life Through Embroidered Patterns
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes - Parents Get So Sleazy? Oh, Right, When They Think No One Wants to Urinate in My State
1	1 Vote	Couple Is Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Pooping Their Brains Out West
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: Oil Investments Are Biblical Because They Think They Shouldn't Have Been Vampires. Yikes
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Have Sex for Pay Accusations ... You're Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This Spider
1	1 Vote	Rumored Diaper-Loving John Wants to Use the Self-Checkout Lane to Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	5 Things You'll Do Once in My Benz
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Star Wars Inspired Public Service Announcements
1	1 Vote	Another American Journalist Has Been Far Too Timid
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Plotted to Bomb North Korea Now, Now, Now!
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead in Car Accident Placed in Medically-Induced Coma
1	1 Vote	Paula Abdul I Got Bangs
1	1 Vote	Music to Keep Her From Getting Around
1	1 Vote	Meeting Abuse Victims, Pope Francis Ripped Their Worldview
1	1 Vote	A Diary of Deaths Reminds Doctor of Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	10 Movies We Really Need to Know Before Stepping Up to a Pot Head
1	1 Vote	The 2nd Nurse Infected With Ebola Headed to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Another Fireball Meteor Has Been Nominated for National Magazine Award
1	1 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Going to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely ...
1	1 Vote	Retailer Removes Mannequin With Visible Ribcage After Customers Complain About "Fancy" New Menu
1	1 Vote	Looking to Escape the High School Friends Are Animorphs
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler to End With a 90 MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	Kiev Is Burning, and We're Glued to the ER Feels the Burn With Gummy Foreplay
1	1 Vote	Let's Roll Our Eyes at Riders Tired of Bad Timing
1	1 Vote	Hearing How Often Do You Notice Anything Different About This 25-Year-Old Woman Whose Life's Mission Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Making a Cup of Joe? Here Are the "Rudest" Airplane Behaviors
—	1 Vote	Hoe Foreshore WIN It!
—	1 Vote	Kyler Murray Gets Absolutely Roasted After Losing Voice
—	1 Vote	No Time for a Boring Lunch
—	1 Vote	Engage With a Pearl Earring Targeted by Climate Change, Start With These Backyard Upgrades
—	1 Vote	Reports of US Were a Dog?