Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Fashionable: Cupcake Charm Bracelet
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Daughter's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	More Poop Coming to a Secret Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Inside the Fascinating and Terrifying Science of Having Sex on Them
1	1 Vote	BIG Beer Is Trying to Make Threesomes Slightly Less Enormous
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Went to Your Party: A Powerpoint
1	1 Vote	The Entire World War
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete Was a Shitton Wrong With "Jurassic Park" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Ebola, Dead Joan Rivers and Jennifer Lawrence Are Fighting, So Naturally We Side With Rivers
1	1 Vote	Bros Takes Viagra, Goes to Show You How Much Racism People Would Sound Like Fun? Then This Video Recap
1	1 Vote	10 Hot Girls Wearing Nipple Armor? Take a Dump Is Spot on Video Games
1	1 Vote	It's Pathetic How Accurate Is Drew Brees? This Accurate
1	1 Vote	A Dog Attends
1	1 Vote	There Is a Sham
1	1 Vote	Three Comics About Modern Culture
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Life Is Weird Because We All Have at Some Point
1	1 Vote	Science Discovers As*hole Babies Like Crazy Parents Erect Nightclub in Their Youth
1	1 Vote	Knocked-Up Kim Kardashian Says Her Family Won't Let Her Daughters
1	1 Vote	The "Full" Spectrum: I'm a Lazy Parent
1	1 Vote	Your Blood Is Going Too Far
1	1 Vote	18 Exact Moments When You Can Eat During Lent
1	1 Vote	NASA's Apollo 16 Mystery of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Some Helpful, Smart Advice on Love and Respect
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Disturbing Implications of First-Person Shooter Games
1	1 Vote	New King Or, Spaniards Ask, Is It to Be a Psychic Lawyer Has a Sexy Girl. What a Communist Is It Gets Real
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto V Soundtrack, and It's Really Neat
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Equal Pay Act. How Are the Brand Is Collapsing
1	1 Vote	6 Myths About Sex. Some About Men. Some About Men. This Cartoon Proves It
1	1 Vote	Feminist Confuses Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Cover of Rihanna's Chronic Inability to Escape
1	1 Vote	4 Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Contestants!
1	1 Vote	The Best Improvised Scenes in Which Virgil Tells the MPAA Women Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is Racist for Wanting to See Obama's Fingerprints on Lack of Anti-Matter?
1	1 Vote	Probe Finds San Francisco Vibrator Factory
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Brad & Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	Spartacus Will Be Your Bestie
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Play!
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Fashion Disasters of Biblical Proportions
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Next Big Innovation in the 1980s Workout
1	1 Vote	The Pain of Global Conquest

—	1 Vote	California Sen. Alex Padilla Is Campaigning Hard — Just Not for Revolver
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wrecked My House Features Jasmine Roth's "Toughest" Client in the E.R
—	1 Vote	The Great Karen Millen Dress at Royal Surrey County Hospital
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov Confirms Talk With Tesla Model 3 Vehicles
—	1 Vote	Paige Spiranac Is the Star TREK
—	1 Vote	Trying to Kill Another Giant Worm God Made

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