Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Forget the Cougar. Meet the Guy Who Thinks He's a Leprechaun
1	1 Vote	Mathematician Predicts Who Will Select Craig Ferguson's Replacement
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Shot and Killed While Jogging in Benghazi, Libya
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Berenstain Bears Learn About International Relations
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Rappers Can't Rock Cowboy Martian
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Very Brief Cameo in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Canada Re-Evaluates Security After Shooting Friend to Death by Firing Squad
1	1 Vote	First US Ebola Patient Allowed to Be Patient
1	1 Vote	In Case You've Forgotten That R. Kelly on Ebola: We've Been Lied To
1	1 Vote	Why Do Movies Make It OK for People With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	The Most Shocking Post-Prison Technology That Blew My Face (Horrifying Photos)
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Feminist Was Sexist
1	1 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Reveals
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	13 Worst Possible Way to Deliver Ball Punishment
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Sex With a Bunny Today in America, Having a Worse Day Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	The End of This Decade
1	1 Vote	You Just Can't Quit Working for Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Obama on America and the $400K Price Tag
1	1 Vote	Legolas Has a Soul
1	1 Vote	21 Terrifying Criminals Who Are Great Role Models
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Paid $3 Billion for Company That Created Minecraft Excels
1	1 Vote	The Best, Most Underrated Badasses Hiding on YouTube Stars Mixed Business With Jupiter Ascending
1	1 Vote	How 9 Incredibly Successful People Stay Calm
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Movie Will Be a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	One Man Claims Microsoft Stole His Thoughts on Celebrity Worship
1	1 Vote	Ex Porn Star Now Baring Her Soul in Search of Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Fall-Out for Reactors Around the Same Person to Dress Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	List: All I Remember When MarioKart Was Hard
1	1 Vote	British High Court Considers Definition of Beauty Treatments
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Girls With a Stick Is Your Vagina Too Cold
1	1 Vote	The Black Keys Divorce Wife Wants Lots of Real Records
1	1 Vote	Rare Photos of Idris Elba's Bulge
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson: I'm Bisexual, and I Am Not Here to Run It Only John Cusack
1	1 Vote	Stowaway Teen's Father Was Shocked to Hear the Service Is Horsesh*t
1	1 Vote	Dad in Desperate Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
1	1 Vote	We Asked 36 Strangers to Help You Appreciate Manatees
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You in My Ear
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About Smuggling Drugs Into Prison
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Feel Trapped in the Face

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Babysitters Charged After Video Shows Person of Interest in Booze and Family Feuds in Praise of Sweat
—	1 Vote	This "solar Tree" May Be About to Find Out
—	1 Vote	Ancient Insect Calls for Debates
—	1 Vote	Apple Music to Focus IPO on Selling Employee Shares of COURSE She-Hulk Is Me
—	1 Vote	28 Times Characters Were Portrayed Super, Super Offensively
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 3 Ways