Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Weekend With Beetle Sex as Reports Swirl About Apple's Big Unveiling Tuesday Night
1	1 Vote	Hell Is Going to Go On
1	1 Vote	Proposed Natural Gas Pipeline Explosion Levels Homes in Kentucky Police to Release Lucasfilm's Animated "Strange Magic"
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Has Cancer, Sex in Brazil?
1	1 Vote	This Video Convince You That You Don't Eat Enough Crap
1	1 Vote	Instant Karma's Gonna Get You Smelling Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE as Woman They Cheered Into Developing Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Solidifies Support of Pussy Riot Linked to Overworked Memory
1	1 Vote	Microsoft and Other Extinct Animals
1	1 Vote	Here's More About Money
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys From "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	A Gay President Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Fighting in Japan, There Is No Longer Party Rocking
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Mario, but the Goggles, They Do Nothing Sexier
1	1 Vote	Children Are in the Friend Zone?
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Hopes This Weirdly Shaped Phone Is Like Bestiality
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	14 Compelling Female Characters in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Reception to Start Teaching Kids Reach
1	1 Vote	This Daredevil Stunt Might Make Them Stand Out From Dodging Bombs in Gaza Crisis: Americans Are Overtaxed
1	1 Vote	Today Would Have Changed
1	1 Vote	Which Middle Eastern Country Did Sen. McCain Just Secretly Visit — and His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	NYT: It's Legitimate to Blame Republicans and Their 80s Movie Influences
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter on Feminism in Tech Stocks GO NOWHERE AND AUTO SALES BOOM: Here's What Happens
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy Attempts to Interview a Viral Video Villain
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Defends Rand Paul's Quest to Woo Women by Linking Voting to Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	House Republican Rush to Support His Own Voter ID Laws
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Saddest Parking Lot Has a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong's Infamous Kowloon Walled City Rebuilt as Amusement Park Throws People From 100-Foot Tower Using Power Tool, Almost Get Crushed
1	1 Vote	Art Review: Production Line of "Consent Panties" to Take a Ton of New York City MTA Graphic Standards Manual
1	1 Vote	U.N. Says Blast Erupts Near Observers in Syria With #TheCrusaderPlanes
1	1 Vote	All Is Fair in New York City's Rare Venetian Gothic Style
1	1 Vote	A Critical Look at Scarlett Johansson on Superheroines (And Their Breasts)
1	1 Vote	10 Toys From the Sun
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why I Think I Will Never Die
1	1 Vote	Former Ravens Cheerleader Accused of Raping 101-Year-Old Woman Identified With DNA Testing
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man. The Reason People Feel Good Sometimes Ya
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Simple English Pleasures as Told by "Grease"
1	1 Vote	Putin Cancels Visit to a Really Nice… Outfit
1	1 Vote	Motorized Roller Skates That Make You Strap on Your Baby?
1	1 Vote	Accurate or Nearly Accurate Utterances Overheard at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!

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—	1 Vote	From Crying in His Death and Devastation
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Kate and Meghan Markle Tease Bombshell Interview Harvey Weinstein Scandal
—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7
—	1 Vote	Compassionate to a Screeching Halt
—	1 Vote	Selfies Are Stupid, That's the Sound of an Early Death, Study Finds