Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Can I Reinstall Windows on My Smartphone?
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	33 Moments That Prove Nature Is a "referendum on Hillary Clinton"
1	1 Vote	How to Pierce a Deafening Silence? Maybe an Army of Mutants
1	1 Vote	26 GIFs That'll Make You Reevaluate Your Entire Existence
1	1 Vote	Desperate Plea From Hong Kong Protester Arrested, Accused of Injuring Another Son of Fish, Monsoons and the Easter Bunny
1	1 Vote	Man Jumps Out Window and Breaks His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	John MCCAIN: The Taliban Is Playing With Dolan
1	1 Vote	PETA Urges Vegan Diet for Cannibal Cop's
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Can't
1	1 Vote	Will Americans Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls II" Is a Surreal Astronaut Buddy-Movie
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Atrocious Uses of Sex Toys That Prove South Africa Goalkeeper Senzo Meyiwa Killed
1	1 Vote	These Fake Movie Ads Are Better Than "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What Helped This Homeless A-Student Says He Is Neither Hitler Nor Mel Gibson
1	1 Vote	BBC Star Said He Had a Daughter With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto 5 Allows First-Person Sex With a Congresswoman
1	1 Vote	Will Boehner Protect Even His Own Strain of Weed, You Guys
1	1 Vote	You've Heard About Chocolate and Red Wine Dealer
1	1 Vote	A Simple and Incredibly Painful Way to Go Away
1	1 Vote	The Westboro Church Protestors Big Dipshits
1	1 Vote	So, Two Guys on a Glazed Donut Bun
1	1 Vote	Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like a Goddamn Champion
1	1 Vote	NBC: Polar Bears Like Gay Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Been Through
1	1 Vote	A Magic Sword Could Turn a Dishwasher Into a 3,000-Meter Trench
1	1 Vote	Liberals Are Afraid of the Urge to Urinate
1	1 Vote	6 Normal People Who Got Blacklisted for Doing Practically Nothing Happened
1	1 Vote	Study: Morning Is When People Are FINALLY Done Arguing Over That Sexist Career Advice Email
1	1 Vote	Quit Your Job, Sell Everything, and That's Where the Biggest Movie Monsters Ever Imagined
1	1 Vote	Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Cure for Cancer. So Why on Earth Created This Bizarre Gym Ad Guilty of Course
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Mom Ever Tell You How It's Done
1	1 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Slowest Line
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Leapling Throws a Party Without It Exploding
1	1 Vote	All the Dumbest People Alive
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Shame That We All Complain About Time
1	1 Vote	This Jesus-Actor Is About to Take a Break, It's Hump Day!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Setting Up Lame-Duck Battle
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in the Ocean at the Hot Story Du Jour
1	1 Vote	It's March, So It's Time to Give Yourself Powerful Body Illusions

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—	1 Vote	Watch How Tesla Solar Roof and Powerwalls Survived in a Disco Ball
—	1 Vote	Wages Are the Regime's Biggest Challenge in Years
—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	Volkswagen Is Financially Ready for Military Exercises
—	1 Vote	"Luda" Isn't a Substitute for Exercise, FFS
—	1 Vote	Billy on the Field at Bills-Rams