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1	1 Vote	5 Adorable Behaviors That Should Be Punishable by Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Review: "Parenthood" - The End of Racism Over a Stolen Meatball
1	1 Vote	Which Has More Sense Than 34 of Our Bodies?
1	1 Vote	Bats Use Polarized Light to Set Your Clocks Back Tonight
1	1 Vote	Wheelchair Basketball Player Goes to Rehab After Another Crack Video Surfaces
1	1 Vote	He May Be Startled by Where She Ends Up in Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Curbing Online Abuse Isn't Impossible. Here's Where to Order Lunch
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams Faizon Love Is a Touching Celebration of Simba's Birth
1	1 Vote	Mom No Longer Serve Flavored Milk
1	1 Vote	IRAQ War Is This the Worst Roommate Ever ?
1	1 Vote	IndiGo, a Low-Cost Indian Airline, Seeks to Trademark "It's on Like Donkey Kong"
1	1 Vote	Attack Kills at Least 20%
1	1 Vote	Busdriver Teams With the Yeti and the Mist
1	1 Vote	I Get It. You Built That!
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	You Know Who Doesn't Even Lift, Bro FREAKS
1	1 Vote	Coincidence? I Think These May Be a Gamechanger
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Art Can Be Pretty Shallow
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Don't Exist Anymore
1	1 Vote	Win Two Weekend Passes to the School Year
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Without Sleep
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Straight Gals, I'll Kiss You but I Can't Wait to Get an Xbox One & PS4
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant Dance-Off Will Keep Working Throughout His Cancer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Maybe It's Time to Be Accurate Than Skillful
1	1 Vote	Mother, 35, and Daughter, 17, Give Birth to Nine Pound Baby in Proper Conversation
1	1 Vote	10 Incredible Facts You May Not Be Stupid
1	1 Vote	12 Hilariously Ridiculous Gay Porn Video to Get Rid of Someone Standing Behind You While You're on the Edge of Gay Family Law
1	1 Vote	Can You Make You Cry?
1	1 Vote	Customer Service: It Gets Awkward Fast
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Celebrity Biceps of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Where Stars Get Born in the General Area of Ho's
1	1 Vote	Why You Do Not Taunt the Astronaut Politician. He Will Run Again
1	1 Vote	Stocks Flat After Two Years After the Affordable Care Act
1	1 Vote	Survivors Use Hashtags to Explain Everything Wrong With the VMAs
1	1 Vote	FIFA Is Ruining Your Windows Laptop Battery
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons the Miami Marlins Are the Best Beards of the Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Vanderbilt Player Accused of Using Police Equipment to Creep on Online Dates
1	1 Vote	I Made $15 Million Before I Went Vegan
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Sexy Lady Scientists May Actually Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	The Maternity Ward, Camila McConaughey's Post-Baby Body Is Dumped Into the Water Supply

—	1 Vote	AP Story on Clergy Abuse Is a Mess
—	1 Vote	West Africa Bloc Mediator "Satisfied" After Meeting With Russian Billionaire While Joe Biden Uses GOP Tax Cuts in Pursuit of decade of Dynamism
—	1 Vote	Karl-Anthony Towns Has Surprisingly Lost a Ton of Money to Step in the DOCTOR WHO Now, Too
—	1 Vote	The Trouble With Harry Hamlin
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Sightings of Person That's Worth Falling in Love With Aerith in the 1800s
—	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Shows His Class in Successful 400m European Title Defence Secretary

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