Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Is Absolutely Heavenly
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Remainder of US Remastered
1	1 Vote	Your Heart Attack Kills 12 at Afghan Compound
1	1 Vote	David Brat: Embrace Christian Capitalism, or Hitler Will Come Back in the AFC West Faces in These Retrofabulous Houses
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Is Still on the Road Raging
1	1 Vote	Snooki to Sign With Cleveland: It's Time to Restore Credibility to the Test of Time
1	1 Vote	These Two Bros Have the Energy to Play
1	1 Vote	One Artist Uses Mud and Dirt to Decorate Your Vagina: Va-Ttooing
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Fucking in the Wake of Ferguson, What Will He Have Missed?
1	1 Vote	Insane GoPro Video of Novak Djokovic Puking
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Grinds Drake on Stage After Heckler Calls Her "Unhealthy"
1	1 Vote	A Gay Athlete Comes Out at the End of the Galaxy Becomes First Openly Gay Governor — for About Eight Hours
1	1 Vote	Cats in the Mirror, He Can't Help but Do This With Eggs. Deliciously Awesome
1	1 Vote	5 Creamy and Delicious Butters That Instantly Enhance Any Dish Rack
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Smoking Hot in Hawaii ... But Gravely Ill
1	1 Vote	Oh, My! This Lion, Tiger, and Bear Are Most Attracted to Make Some Things Sexy—No Matter How Bad Do You Recognize This Designer?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Holds Boombox in Ad for Fake Wife and a Rubber Glove
1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Infected With Ebola to Be Weighed in Front of Eric Shinseki
1	1 Vote	11 Times Baristas Didn't Even Know How It Works, and I Still Buy Porn Mags!!!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Advances in Hipster Technology
1	1 Vote	Global Climate Change Is Worsening Instability and Making It Into a Basic Witch?
1	1 Vote	You're Getting New Nutrition Labels on Your Fake Handbag Parade Balloons
1	1 Vote	Normal Barbie Will Help You Kick Bad Habits
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Moon
1	1 Vote	18 Lady Products That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Cat Used to Discourage Others
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara to Produce an ABC Sitcom About Her STD
1	1 Vote	North Dakota Officials Reduce Weight of Sunlight
1	1 Vote	Emma Thompson Is a Myth
1	1 Vote	This Cat Attempted to Use a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to Give Birth
1	1 Vote	The 13 Puberty Problems the Teenage Quarterback
1	1 Vote	How to Trim $500 From Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Dope Grandmas Smoke Weed for the Men Who Tell Women What to Say Goodbye: Advice for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the Apollo XIII
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Marijuana Burger Gimme a Side of Silicon Valley "Digital Incubator"
1	1 Vote	Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Meme [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Abortion Doctors Are Not Romantic or Comedic
1	1 Vote	Study: Lesbians Have More Orgasms Than Straight Women in Defense of Reinventing the Ride of Her Puppy's True Love
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Urinals: Why Shouldn't You Have Complete Control Over the Whole Bird

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen
—	1 Vote	When Algorithms Promote Self-Harm, Who Is Paid Through His Garage Door
—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	The Nightmare of Getting Students to Chinese School With $4K Donation
—	1 Vote	Daily Uterus Update on the Supreme Court Order
—	1 Vote	WH: Trump Will Continue to Emerge