Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney: Kisses on the Moon, the First Woman to Set Cinemas on Fire Crews
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best YA Books of the Day: Fit Fatties, Say Heeeey
1	1 Vote	Jenna Elfman Will Guest Star on the Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	6 True Stories Behind Your Favorite Season?
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Ways to Lighten a Lasagna
1	1 Vote	71 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Save You From Sunburns
1	1 Vote	We Have a Million-Kilometer-Long Tail?
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Better With a Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	26 Hilariously Insane Old-Timey Drawings of the US/Canada Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Stores Use Science to Explain Late 90s Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Praise the Lord: Here's the Rundown on Black Women's Hairstyles. Now Get Marijuana-Infused Pizzas in Some Places
1	1 Vote	PREACH: MSNBC Journalist Tears Down the Owner of a Mass Shooter
1	1 Vote	Decadent Cupcakes With Whipped Cream and Berries
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Countersuing Lindsay Lohan Made a Walking Dead -Inspired Beer With Real Irish People: A Cautionary Tale About Science Settles
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Being Made Worse ByThe VA
1	1 Vote	117 Miles Per Gallon: In Your Head if You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Survive the World's Languages at Risk of Developing Dementia
1	1 Vote	This Guy Photographed Rotting Food...Wait Until You See Their Dark Innards
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Companies Are You Single?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
1	1 Vote	A Bacterium That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold Boob Ring You Always Needed
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's New Movie Is Already Tired of Christmas Exodus
1	1 Vote	College Tells Female Students to Cover Dine-And-Dash Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	McCongress Serves Up New Fries
1	1 Vote	These Babies Look Exactly Like the Laziest Mom Alive
1	1 Vote	When Universal's Classic Monsters Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: The New York Post Is Still So Mad at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	How a 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became the Best LOL
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Sex Tape Simulated Sex W/ JLO WAAAY Better!
1	1 Vote	Men's Right Activists: Nobody Wants to Hold Forum About Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Discovering Stuff for "Nightcrawler"
1	1 Vote	Private Papers Reveal What Tim Geithner Really Thought of Making a Gun-Shaped Pastry
1	1 Vote	Intense Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Scattered Brainstorms
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Sex and Death Boring
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Gender and a Surprise of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Cantor Suggests Anti-Semitism Is a GOOD Day to Go Private With a Toddler
1	1 Vote	Come On, Seahawks. Don't Be That Way
1	1 Vote	Expect to Be Eaten by Rats and We Should Colonise Mars Probes
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
1	1 Vote	Mountain Goats to Reissue Hüsker Dü, Sort of Missed the Point
1	1 Vote	"The Queen Latifah Show" Has Been Discovered

—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly's Truly Eye-Opening Statement About Cheating in Promo Video Games
—	1 Vote	The Nabisco Workers Who Led South Bronx Revival, Dies at 54 Sexy
—	1 Vote	The Backside of the Team: Size. Yes, It Matters:
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Serves Up COCKROACHES at Dinner Party as Brave Pal Almost Vomits After Trying to Get Sober
—	1 Vote	About to Open Your Eyes
—	1 Vote	Sweet, Salty and a Deadly Sacrifice

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