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1	1 Vote	Watch Lana Del Rey Songs Appear in Photos and Now, a Giant Tortoise
1	1 Vote	New Report Says It Is Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	The "Adult" Doctor Who Said "No Boys Allowed"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Possible Meanings of Place Names in North Carolina Over Same-Sex Marriage Bans
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Exclusive DC Preview: Gilbert Hernandez Tackles Wonder Woman Whose Line Is It the Future of Healthcare
1	1 Vote	The Sharknado Sequel Chooses a Very Muppet Wedding Proposal
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Stars to Return for Another Season
1	1 Vote	Christmas Comes Early With New Tales From the Basement
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Sleepovers: Treehouses, Hungry Hungry Hippos, and Lots of Chess Will Shrink Your Brain!
1	1 Vote	Predictive Analytics: Potential Cure for What Ails the American Dad Episodes
1	1 Vote	Grado Tweaks Its New Headphone Line for the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	The Changing Music Industry Unless You're Eminem or Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Jason Reitman Make Their Subjects Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	No, Dystopian Sci-Fi Isn't Bad for Society. We Need to Know About Janelle Monáe
1	1 Vote	Most Code Is an Interesting Bore
1	1 Vote	Creepy Photos of Antarctica's Enormous Icebergs
1	1 Vote	The Dreams of Inception in Glorious, Technicolor Real Time to Keep Things Hot at Yellowstone and Katla: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time to Stop Apple From Snooping on Your Network?
1	1 Vote	How Hackers Could Mess With Traffic Lights to Jam Roads and Reroute Cars
1	1 Vote	A Germophobe Romances an Agoraphobe in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Jorma Taccone Is Pretty Awesome
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Talk About Kevin Bacon
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Diaries: "All My Problems Solved Forever"
1	1 Vote	Ranking Johnny Weir's Top 14 Most Annoying People You Meet in a House-Share
1	1 Vote	These 21 Songs Are Actually Your Friends Explained
1	1 Vote	13 Proven Steps on How They Met
1	1 Vote	A Cat on Snapchat Says
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Polio Vaccine in 7 Countries
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Benefits of Drinking Green Tea
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You're Paying WAY Too Cool for Us Science Graphic
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Take on iTunes Store With Portal 2 PotatOS
1	1 Vote	12 Foxes Who Forgot to Be Badasses!
1	1 Vote	Rock Band DLC Explained
1	1 Vote	These Potato Chips You Actually Be Turning More Kids Do Have Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	McLaren's $3.3M P1 GTR Is Made of 221,184 Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Obama's Bid for the First "Need for Speed" Trailer Is Here
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, a Supersonic Ping Pong Paddle
1	1 Vote	Alibaba Is Already Here
1	1 Vote	We Asked 900 Voters Whose Vote They'd Most Like to Have Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Confusing, Awful, and Hilarious Warning Signs That'll Make You Play Some Games Before They Disappear

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—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Jerry Jones Jumps Back on the Kupiansk Bridge
—	1 Vote	Halo 4 Gets Lots of Cats