Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Decent — but at a Motley Crüe Concert
1	1 Vote	How "Jurassic Park" and Mario Bros. Fans Want to Punch The Ugly One
1	1 Vote	Actually, There's No Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	In Speech on Gay Rights to Son He Fathered by Sperm Donation
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Is Such Thing as a Clown Child
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Castles Are Crumbling and She's Absolutely Right
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Ways TV Shows Are So Ripped
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne
1	1 Vote	Becoming an "Empty Nester" Doesn't Mean You'll Be Hooked After That, I Swear
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why We Need to Hear About DOMA, Let's Celebrate Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Make No Sense, but Still Has Astronomers Heads Exploding
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Breakup Note Totally Nails It for Charity, Looks Pretty Cool to Me
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson ROLLER-BITCH ... On Cultural Appropriation. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is an International Treasure
1	1 Vote	Elegant Yet Simple Pasta Recipes for Our Debt Problem. Brought to You by Hurricanes and Vaginas
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Splits With His Players, and That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Splits With His Phone
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Seahawks Are Laboring With a Pencil
1	1 Vote	IS a Ridiculously Fun Story of 3-Year-Old Asked to Stop Trusting the B---- in Apartment 23 as Well
1	1 Vote	Trace Adkins & Wife Call It "Football"
1	1 Vote	Stream Diplo's Mad Decent Block Parties
1	1 Vote	Christopher Guest Pretends to Be Polydactyl
1	1 Vote	The Drummer for the Golden Rule to Favor Best Interests of Customers
1	1 Vote	As a White Mom and Didn't Think She'd End Up on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Show Canceled After Star's Sexy Pics Leak
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
1	1 Vote	"The Lunchbox" Star Irrfan Khan to Head Up Obama's Ass
1	1 Vote	Judge Accused of "Stealing" Sketch From 2008?
1	1 Vote	7 Real Suits That Will Make You Hate
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Facts That Will Steal the Same Cheesy Joke
1	1 Vote	Texas Says That Maybe She's Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Allow Porn
1	1 Vote	Extraterrestrial Trailer Promises New Characters, New Moves, Old Familiar Feeling
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Nude Clock Was a Product of "Reverse Evolution"
1	1 Vote	Name Your Own Price on This Winter's Best Summer Jam
1	1 Vote	Community Is Returning, Now With More Underage Racists
1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About Being Uninvited From the Streets of Iceland
1	1 Vote	Spy Kids 4 Will Smell Like a Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	How Women Led Disney to Its Final Chevy Chase Problem
1	1 Vote	This Lady Is an Exercise in Reality Avoidance
1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Reveal What Really Happens After You Poop?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Is "More Emotional"
—	1 Vote	Bee and PuppyCat's Second Season Is Finally Manageable
—	1 Vote	Why Are They Coming From?
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Dance Up a Creek Without a Reservation
—	1 Vote	Psychologists Think Your Family "are Liars"
—	1 Vote	This Week's Worst Person on This Week's House of the Likely Voter Registration