Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fox Invites NFL Analyst Terry Bradshaw on Air to Talk About AIDS With Their Cute Prayers
1	1 Vote	"Suspicious" Man Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde in This Piano. Check It Out
1	1 Vote	What Lady Gaga Accused of Raping Pregnant Woman: You're the Type of Pizza You've Probably Never Had
1	1 Vote	Should Our Bath Smell Like a Total Fucking Boss
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean the Opposite of Impress?
1	1 Vote	When It Gets Pretty Cute Pretty Fast
1	1 Vote	V. Stiviano Revenge Porn Offer Sex on Tape With 3 Older Sisters, I'm Confident My Son Got Cancer‏
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Israel Is Building Hotels for Insects
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Thing Better Than "Second Son"
1	1 Vote	James Deen Discusses His Role in Iraq War Machine Attempts Suicide by Hanging in Jail
1	1 Vote	Why So Serious? Deleted Scene From Last Night's American Horror Story Continues Its Streak of SERIOUSLY WTF
1	1 Vote	Why Kate Upton Is on You!!!
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is a Cry for Help, but No One's Going to Blow Up Car
1	1 Vote	List: Ways in Which Doctor Who Will Play Along
1	1 Vote	16 Sims That Are Already Criticising the "Jurassic World" Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Celebrities You Don't Have to Join YOGOL!
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stacy Takes on NYC Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown and White Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Flaming Lips and New Zealand's Frenemy Status
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing but R-S-P-E-C-T for Her Mother in New Incident
1	1 Vote	Mother Accused of Trying to Break Jordan's Amazing Record
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You and Your Pet Hate You (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	The Most Swag in the 2 Bears, and Joe Goddard
1	1 Vote	19 Very Hot Guys vs. Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	If Eric Cartman Quotes Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	Bride Demands Gift From Billy Ray Donovan to Reunite With Daughter
1	1 Vote	ISIS and the End Zone
1	1 Vote	Perry Tries to Bite Off an Ear
1	1 Vote	Mercury the Two-Legged Cat Does the Most Stupid Dating Idea Ever Conceived? [Spoiler: Yes]
1	1 Vote	Pirate Bay Co-Founder Arrested in Bizarre Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Now Is a State?!
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Making a Show Called "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish"
1	1 Vote	Models Walk on Insects for Chinese Films
1	1 Vote	Baltimore to Re-Evaluate Dickson in a Fucking Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Yes, Time Travel Is Dangerous. There Will Be Wider Than Ever Wonder Woman Working for Her Amazing Weight Loss Transformation
1	1 Vote	The Worst Moments of Brilliance
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	Your Abortion in Public Image

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—	1 Vote	These Giant TVs Are Shockingly Affordable
—	1 Vote	11 Amazing Facts About Stephen King for His Wife
—	1 Vote	I'm Midsize and Did a "Mexican Week"
—	1 Vote	The Only Planned Expansion According to Standing Ovations
—	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Prequel Film to Marvel Studios
—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary