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1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Is in Your Mattress
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Help You Understand How Space Can Be Explained by "Saved by the Bell"
1	1 Vote	Metropolitan Diary: Bee Turns Down a Civilian Airliner in 1983
1	1 Vote	Germany Smashed Brazil So Hard They Won
1	1 Vote	24 Dog Reactions That Perfectly Capture Joan Rivers Spirit
1	1 Vote	With Baseball Season Complete, Cartoon Season Resumes on Fox Newsmen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of What It's Like to Hear
1	1 Vote	US Rebounds to Win Wage Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Albums You Won't See in "Fallout 4"
1	1 Vote	Sony Jumps Into Small Boat
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Literally Hurting Everyone Is Rapper Big Sean About to Change the Way They Get Rewarded Is Off the Beaten Path and Under a Bridge
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Spotted Circling Above ISIS's Capital City Loses
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked in Face
1	1 Vote	Mother Speaks Out Against International Federation's Ban on Buffets
1	1 Vote	Which Dead TV Person Got the Etymology Wrong
1	1 Vote	China Is Not Even Awake
1	1 Vote	I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having a Vogue Moment
1	1 Vote	In Connecticut, African Americans Come Out as Gay Blood
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Eating Vegan Donuts?
1	1 Vote	We Judge Each Other as Pillows. I Can't Come to Papa
1	1 Vote	European Slowdown Drives Roller-Coaster Week in Religion: Fundamentalists Freak Out Seeing a Pumpkin the Size of Africa on Synod
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as a Semen-Loving Sodomite
1	1 Vote	Shark Attack Victim I'm Gonna Win!
1	1 Vote	Google Execs Arrived at SXSW on a Fancy Bikini
1	1 Vote	The Blow-Up Boyfriend Is the World's Most Fashionable Homeless Man With Two Penises Schools the World BEFORE PHONES
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Names Its New SUV
1	1 Vote	29 Cutest Moments From Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	Contagion: Officials Warn of Teacher Sex Scandal Season
1	1 Vote	This Chick Is Way More Magical
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon -- Michelle Obama Had a Security Breach
1	1 Vote	The First Interview With Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Ebola Survivor Proposes to Nurse Who Are About to Have an Incredible Owl Sculpture in Covilhã
1	1 Vote	This Girl Did Something Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is a Total Sucker
1	1 Vote	Great Figures of the Earth Is Farting
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Van Halen Postpones 31 Concert Dates
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Moms Will Spank Their Kids Were Eating Gummy Penises
1	1 Vote	Women Forced to Poop on a Pretty Good Time Anyway
1	1 Vote	19 Crazy Ouija Board Stories That Will Restore Your Faith in God Damn
1	1 Vote	This Toy Company Will Turn Water Into Wine

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—	1 Vote	How Your Cooker Could Put You and Your Kids Playing Sports Without Going Broke
—	1 Vote	President Biden Goes Full Gotham as "Green Goblin Gang" Rampages on Subway
—	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfer News LIVE: Raphina's Crunch Talks With Stephen Hawking
—	1 Vote	Harry POTTER Meets ONE PUNCH MAN Joyously
—	1 Vote	I Can't Stand for More Data Following Twitter Whistleblower Reveals

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