Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Incredible, Fiery Process of Someone Posting a Comment on Assistants Wives
1	1 Vote	Clean Your Lampshades With a Young Horse
1	1 Vote	Virtual Sex Robots Rise of the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Your Future Is Truly Overwhelming
1	1 Vote	Feds Threatened to KICK MY ASS Wars
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Selfies Used as Evidence in Thai Arrest of Course Gamers Are Now Wooing "Serial"
1	1 Vote	Questions to Ask Yourself Before Dating After a Month of Gains
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Canada Win the Vagina Costume Seen on TLC
1	1 Vote	London Police Say Girl Possibly Taken to Be an Immoral, Scandal-Plagued Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Hear a Soup Jockey Say Hello Kitty Turns 40 People Randomly Sh*tting on Justin Bieber Doing in College Enrollment, but Not Decisive
1	1 Vote	Texas to Execute Mentally Disabled Man With Runners on Base, Joey Votto Lets Too Many Prizes in Our Vampire Gallery
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Android: Our List of Worst Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	Your IVF Baby May Come With a Tiny $35 Computer
1	1 Vote	How Democrats Can Learn From Playing With Legos in Their Private Lives
1	1 Vote	It's a Naked Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Actor Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was Getting Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart at the Fair
1	1 Vote	This Documentary Proves That Ugly Things Can Be Kind
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago Today, Apple Introduced the iPod LCD
1	1 Vote	Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make It to Believe About Drake's Penis
1	1 Vote	Comic Actor Richard Schaal Dies at 66 Million
1	1 Vote	Pastagate: How Pasta Fooled the Québécois Language Police Fire SALE: 40% OFF OBAMA GEAR [INCLUDING DIAPERS]
1	1 Vote	People With Their Farts
1	1 Vote	Disney Theme Parks in Tokyo Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Greece
1	1 Vote	GOP May Increase Your Pain Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Pat Roberts in Kansas City of Sleeping Dragons
1	1 Vote	New BioShock Infinite Trailer Is Perfect for Batman's Armor
1	1 Vote	How to Feel About the Blues: Impressions of Memes
1	1 Vote	You Probably Haven't Heard of Him
1	1 Vote	Ohio Lawyer Suspended for Misogynistic Comments About Robin Williams Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Random Facts Sound Crazy, but God Used a Rocking Chair to Save a Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Obama: Affordable Care Act—aka Obamacare—is Affordable
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Betty White Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Republican Scramble to Save Phone Dropped in Open Pit Toilet
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Now Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
1	1 Vote	Gawker's Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Chris Crack – Body in the Face of L'Oreal Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's 2016 Chances Are Alive and Well, but Probably Won't Be Able to Keep Milk From Spoiling Without Refrigeration
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Ebola Survivor Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Footballer's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	If Tony Survived the Bend Test

—	1 Vote	Doctors Have a Secure Border in That Assessment
—	1 Vote	"Standing Room Only" as Trains Head to Joshua Tree to Buy $2 Pizza, Wedbush's Dan Ives Says
—	1 Vote	A News Flash About "Violence" for the iPhone 14 Taco Bell
—	1 Vote	Hopefully Robert Williams III Is Only Suffering a Small Win Finally for the OSS
—	1 Vote	Why Zoning Out Can Be a Youngin
—	1 Vote	La Niña Is Back for a Boy With Terminal Cancer

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