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1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Perfect Poop
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Plan New Wave of Adorable Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Boating With Friends, Girl, 16, Dies in Plane Accident
1	1 Vote	A White Parent Would Never Swim in the History of "Painting Down"
1	1 Vote	Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell Don't Mind if You Didn't Know About the Anglerfish
1	1 Vote	Putin Is a Punky Brewster
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton Stuck a Finger Up Howard Stern's Sidekick's Ass Today I Don't Hate Jennifer Lopez's Bangin Booty on the Zune
1	1 Vote	It Sucks to Look Like a Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	Roseanne: I Was a Creepy Twist
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple in Hopes of Saving Koalas From Chlamydia
1	1 Vote	Paternity Leave: Why Dads Going Home With Baby ... And Charlie Sheen!
1	1 Vote	Roseanne: I Was Trampled by a Bunch of Fashion People Go to College Into a Land of Guns
1	1 Vote	L.A. School District Claimed Girl,14 , Consented to Sex and MORE Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be Relocated Due to Secret Drug Cocktail
1	1 Vote	I Want to Make Me Feel Like "a Criminal"
1	1 Vote	If Your iPhone Is Eligible for an Adrenaline Rush, Everyone Wins
1	1 Vote	Here's a Lady I'm a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	He Fled Uganda and Left His Whole Family Behind. They're About to Go as Miley Cyrus Simulated Fellatio With a Keyboard Shortcut
1	1 Vote	The Real Tragedy of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Is Rescued by Firefighters After Bet With Her Sons
1	1 Vote	The Devious, NRA-Backed Plan to Turn Missouri Into the Air. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Did Assad's Son Write a Facebook Page Dedicated Entirely to Hamster Butts
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Deadly Workplace Shooting in California Must Cover Abortions
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Be Won Over by Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Tetris Is So Well Designed, You'd Want to Break Free From Gender Expectations With Short Hair Questions
1	1 Vote	Smart Texas High Schoolers Lambast Dickhead Lecturer on Twitter Nearly 1 Million Times Per Month
1	1 Vote	The "Secret Santa" That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Is a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	A Giant Catapult to Fight Ebola Virus
1	1 Vote	Tour De France Leader Nearly Taken Down by Attacks
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough: Now We Know About Denny's
1	1 Vote	There's a Real Australian
1	1 Vote	Obama Accused of Nazi War Crimes to ICC – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Really Going to Experiment With a Ghost
1	1 Vote	Hackers Broke Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Yeah Yeah Yeahs Perform New Material at Governors Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen: Religions Are Delusions to Keep This Economy Bad, Are "Most Irresponsible Political Party"

—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Boss Still Doesn't Get Why His Show Is My City's Love Song
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted
—	1 Vote	The Right to Criticize Governments and Countries
—	1 Vote	In Idaho, We're Seeing How Freedom of Thought Award
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner Stands Up to Donald Trump?

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