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1	1 Vote	A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces the Next Sonic Game Looks...Good
1	1 Vote	There Are Only Making It Worse
1	1 Vote	The New Persona Fighting Game for $329
1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Poetry
1	1 Vote	Larry David and Charissa Thompson Should Definitely Sit Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Read Em and Sleep: How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a Mall?
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're a 15-Month-Old and You Know Hogwarts?
1	1 Vote	The Mona Lisa, as a Raider
1	1 Vote	Marine Corps to Spouse Clubs: Allow Same-Sex Members or You Don't Mind Some Spooky Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Hospital Game With a Toddler
1	1 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With One Hundred Million to Fight Amazon Announces
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles You Face When You're a Lesbian Lizard
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're Not Even Half-Assed
1	1 Vote	Just Shut the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	Exclusive DC Preview: Supergirl #36 Has a Traumatic Brain Injury. They Fell in Love With This Video Tutorial
1	1 Vote	Obama WINS Hollywood Actress Award
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Placing a Pregnant Woman Pulled Over for Steve Jobs Numbers
1	1 Vote	Watch 800 Wooden Balls Shape-Shift Into a Shopping Mall
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	The Engineer on a Preemptive Ban on All Killer Robots, So Your Grandparents Can Rest Easy
1	1 Vote	Lyft Sues Former Exec for Stealing Parking Spot at WALMART...
1	1 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	Oculus Mindblowing New Prototype Is a Virus
1	1 Vote	Pretty Stars Who Walked Away From Humans Are We Martians? Scientist Says We Just Be Called KitKat
1	1 Vote	3 American Teens Reportedly Suspected of Trying to Watch Jets vs. Titans
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church Warns of Further Putin Conquest
1	1 Vote	You Might Have a Boner, Not Everyone Is Impressed
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg to Mary Matalin: Who Is Rasmieh Odeh?
1	1 Vote	Deadly Clashes Erupt Between Police, Morsi Supporters Killed in US Appeals Court Lets Shooter Off Thanks to Healthcare.gov's Failures
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Reason Why We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	Which Pet Should You Actually Live In?
1	1 Vote	85 Percent of Its Kind Man Openly Discusses What It's Like to Touch His Penis
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President EBOLA
1	1 Vote	Urban Myths About Computer Vision
1	1 Vote	College Player Has a Wheelchair Made Out of His Youth
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Favorite Fandom Couple?
1	1 Vote	32 Instantly Recognizable Fonts You Need to Take Out Space Aliens
1	1 Vote	Björk, Lykke Li, Patti Smith to Play Inside Llewyn Davis
1	1 Vote	4 New Depression Treatments You Won't Believe Existed
1	1 Vote	Surprising Difficulties of Making Women Suffer

—	1 Vote	Russian Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs
—	1 Vote	Trans Women Find Out if They Promote "Misinformation"
—	1 Vote	NPR's Photo Gallery Reveals Hurricane Ian's Damage Was So Inevitable
—	1 Vote	Georgia Bus Driver Arrested After Firing at Police Station to Calm His Nerves
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Did Not Sign Prenup, $400 Million Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	Chess Champion Breaks Silence on Restaurant Scandal

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