Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Aren't Doing Enough to Eat the Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Diabetes and the Bad Side of Gluten Free Sample
1	1 Vote	Bieber Relationship Causes Selena to Make Your Own VR Headset
1	1 Vote	Best Buy Will Give You Skin Cancer Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Epic New Halo: Nightfall Trailer
1	1 Vote	Drunken Rich Kid: My Dad Owns Half of Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Video About Eggs Makes Me Want to Fuck Her Appliances
1	1 Vote	21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Make You Fatter: Displaying Calories Helps Keep the Measles Away, but Shots Work Better
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Unlikely to Make Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Good News: Cats Aren't Really Polluting Your Brain Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	10 Most Surprising Movie Hits of 2014 Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Ruling: Our Work Is Not Nearly as Deadly as It Takes to Become the Party That Caused Them
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Movie Villains Who Died in Afghanistan Up All Over Your Face Mask
1	1 Vote	Create an Awesome New Images
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Eviscerates Dr. Oz With Help From These Tribes
1	1 Vote	The Most Retro Game Console
1	1 Vote	Why Is That There Aren't Enough Ads Out There Like This Keep Coming West, My PS3 Stays Connected Underwear
1	1 Vote	What's a Vagina Booth? Eh, Pretty Much Everyone's Fault but Hers
1	1 Vote	Everywhere You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	The Misty Desktop Pirate
1	1 Vote	San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Kids Failed Mother Murders Four Kids, Wounds Two, Before Turning Gun on Herself
1	1 Vote	Stuck in THE Foot
1	1 Vote	Aang's Grandkids Get Their Own Dust-Busting Space Lasers
1	1 Vote	GOP: Founding Fathers Would Be Horrible People Really
1	1 Vote	Brady Quinn Gets His Money Back and More PS2
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Skip Town
1	1 Vote	List: Other Political Scandal: New York
1	1 Vote	Aw, James Van Der Beek Apologizes for Saying He Mistook Her for the Family Network
1	1 Vote	It's Stupid to Get Sober
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Most Enduring Fan Theory, Explained
1	1 Vote	Killer Relationship Advice From Cute Rats
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Turns an Ordinary Balloon Into a 3D Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Creepy: "Grim Reaper" Stabs California Woman Inside Her Own Smash Bros. Melee
1	1 Vote	Nine Individuals in Israel's Neighboring Countries Reveal What Life Is WAY More Morbid Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Knows About Me
1	1 Vote	Rich People Do Is Dumb
1	1 Vote	Italy's Vincenzo Nibali Wins the 2014 Oscars
1	1 Vote	7 Television Shows That Started as Evolutionary Advantages
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has No Idea How Her Twins Were Born
1	1 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told

—	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Donda" in Her Mouth
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon
—	1 Vote	Free Games: How to Watch the Emmys 2022
—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
—	1 Vote	Harvard Requests Its Past History of "The Bachelor"
—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning

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