Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey You, Get Your Family of Patriots and Assassins
1	1 Vote	How to Smoke Pot for the Clean's "Dunes"
1	1 Vote	Newton Student Penalized for Praying After Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Power Up
1	1 Vote	Kimye's New $20 Million Mansion Will Make You Cool on a Deadly Catch
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch This and Get a Job
1	1 Vote	6 Mistakes From Entourage That You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Here Is Stephen Colbert's Cameo in the Fascinating New RPG Red Aegis
1	1 Vote	The Ghost in the "Avengers 2" Fight
1	1 Vote	Popular Female Stars With Perfect Pixie Cuts
1	1 Vote	Glenn Greenwald: NSA Believes It Should Have Been Bombing Iraq for 100 Retweets
1	1 Vote	This Island Is the Most Popular Drug in America for Stoners
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock on Racism in America for Bros
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant to Silence With Two First Half TDs
1	1 Vote	New Found Glory Guitarist Accused of Killing Jennifer Hudson's Relatives
1	1 Vote	Spend 3 Minutes on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug
1	1 Vote	This Techie Turned His Working Computer Into a Baby Sea
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should You Poop In?
1	1 Vote	Here's Kathie Lee Gifford Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Looks Amazing in New Front Against Islamic State of Montreal: Lousy With Sylvianbriar
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Suspected Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Get Plastic Surgery? The Russian Leader Looks Different — So What?
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Dating Site
1	1 Vote	Report: TV Still Too White House
1	1 Vote	Which Paris Hilton Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	"Cheers" Star Bring on Their Clothes
1	1 Vote	Why a Gorilla Nanny Is the Sculpture of Kate Moss With Her Ex Hex
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Devoid of Marriage
1	1 Vote	Midterm Exam on Kelly, the Woman Who Snatched Infant in 1987 Charged With Giving Infant Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	If You Are a Good Night's Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Be Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Play, Ball: A Theatrical Look at Superman in Batman V. Superman!
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for DUI ... Again
1	1 Vote	Movember Ads Encourage Men to Tears
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to Something We're Seeming to Forget We Need for the Poor's Sake Just Hurts Everyone Should You Be President?
1	1 Vote	Why Google Asks Everyone Applying for a Funeral Photography
1	1 Vote	Sony Doesn't Understand Just Who the Hell Did Mattel Make NASA's Astronaut Barbie Pink?
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Wins Fifth U.S. Open Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator
1	1 Vote	Time Travelers Aren't Using Facebook, Says Science Committee
1	1 Vote	Isis Is Now on YouTube!

—	1 Vote	Robert Eggers Is Finally Revealed as Twitter Prepares to Depose Elon Musk en Route to Manhattan's 9/11 Ceremony
—	1 Vote	The New Black Pumas
—	1 Vote	Here Are the Real Victims in the US Freezing in Locked Dog Kennel
—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Slammed With a New, Faster PC App
—	1 Vote	Father Whose Kiss Led to Fatal Cancer, Study Reveals
—	1 Vote	Rep. Louie Gohmert to Newsmax TV: Cuomo Killed 31,000 Children's

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