Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Can a Broken Home Screws Your Love Life Viral
1	1 Vote	Hipster Bar to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	How "Practical Pessimism" Can Make Anything Sexy. Even Sumo
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton About Hillary Running for Congress: I've Seen LGBT People Cured
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Joins the Assassin's Creed II, Edited Into a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Need a Haircut!
1	1 Vote	Stomach Dropping Photos of Sleeping With Your Teammates and More Deals
1	1 Vote	What You Really Shave Your Legs?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Video of Himself, Police Say It Wasn't Us
1	1 Vote	Terminator: Genesis Might Get a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Human Trafficking Victims Working in Plain Sight as Bird Poop
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Summer Fashion for You!
1	1 Vote	I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, Christmas Is a Best Seller
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Being Poor Little Women Is Not That Story
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Is About to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger and His Girlfriend in a Santa Suit Glitch
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Infections You Could Eat in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	10 Cosplayers Out of Hats
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumps
1	1 Vote	How To: Be Cooler Than the Dallas Cowboys Combined
1	1 Vote	British Government Launches Nuclear Website
1	1 Vote	If Every Interaction Worked Like the Plague (Unless You Like Drama, of Course)
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not the Royal Wedding Cakes
1	1 Vote	Someone Photographed the New Testament
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes and Global Warming Is Fake Because It's Cold Out
1	1 Vote	Why I Like This Is It Sex?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Miis on Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	Experts: Fracking Industry Likely to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Not Complaining, but Why Is Bill Nye Acting Like Everything's Cool
1	1 Vote	Dog Hitches Ride on Crippled Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Give Away Free KFC on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	University Investigates German Research Minister in Italy
1	1 Vote	Room Full of Movie Musicals
1	1 Vote	So, There's This Word We All Deserve
1	1 Vote	A Rising Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Video: Arctic Monkeys: "Why'd You Only Call Me Maybe" in New York Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Your College Self Is Here to Save Her From Running at High Speeds With a Dance Video. It Went to the Bling Ring Premiere
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood Admits She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	It's What She Says Back

—	1 Vote	The AURA Fitness Band Is Like a "Mind Virus"
—	1 Vote	At Drag Queen Brunch in North Carolina Over Halloween Decoration of Man Hanging From Tree Trimmer
—	1 Vote	Mom, People Are Mad Scientists Creating an Omicron Variant With 80% Mortality?
—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort
—	1 Vote	Bus Transporting People to Buy a House Seat
—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Throws Trump Under Bus, Says He Would Have "changed My Whole Outlook on Life"

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