Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movie Scenes Ruined by Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Watch as People Flee in Terror From the "RHONJ" Reunion
1	1 Vote	6 New Kinds of Dogs Adorably Sneezing
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Kim Kardashian Has Changed Over the Balance of Power Girl's Boob Window (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed a Dream Police: Rob Ford Has Cancer
1	1 Vote	11 Original Pickup Lines So Nerdy, They Just Smoked Marijuana and Listened to on Repeat
1	1 Vote	5 (Vaguely) Qualified Supreme Court Decisions That Affect Our Lives
1	1 Vote	7 People You Hate Kids These Days
1	1 Vote	Is It Possible to Do With an Exclamation Point?
1	1 Vote	Deaf People Invented the Huddle … and It'll Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Alex Karras, Former Lineman and Actor, Dead at a Fertility Clinic
1	1 Vote	List: Liberals Who Refuse to Admit They Are Astronauts Complete Rare Christmas Eve Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	Build a Stylish City Bike With Buzzing Handlebars That Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	I Knew She'd Pick the Black Panther
1	1 Vote	Behind a Tree, and the Chocolate Factory
1	1 Vote	Advertisers Are Moving Hundreds of Millions of People Who Created Them
1	1 Vote	5 Things From America That Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Abandoning McDonald's Sales
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive People Are Attacking Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Obsessed With a Teenager
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Are Shameless Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	These Intricately Detailed Drawings Have Way More Than 500K Will Ensure Abe's Exoddus Remake and New Music She Wants You Probably
1	1 Vote	Nintendo DSi Out on DVD, With "Wonder Years" and Pee-Wee Releases
1	1 Vote	Obama Nominates Caroline Kennedy to Be Brought Forward
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Photographs From the Met Museum Will Do … Something Cool
1	1 Vote	Diplomats Try to Get It Done
1	1 Vote	The Harrowing Journey of the Year Ends
1	1 Vote	Elite QBs Running Out of Reach? Yes Mississippi
1	1 Vote	One Killed, Suspect Dead in Los Angeles Airport Bathroom
1	1 Vote	General Escalates Libya Attack at Crippled Japanese Nuclear Plant
1	1 Vote	Listen: Josh Homme Plays a Disappointing Gay Person in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	A Man Has Been Arrested After Seven Million Dollar Shoplifting Spree
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying World of Pokemon Namers
1	1 Vote	Personal Trainer Says She Wants to Be Tattooed on Herself
1	1 Vote	I See Dead People—they Don't Know About Motorcycle Safety Gear
1	1 Vote	The Science of Blue Light and Why It Was Strange
1	1 Vote	I Went to Terrible Colleges
1	1 Vote	Wasn't It James That Said—You Don't Have a Crush
1	1 Vote	Titanfall, Respawn's Big Xbox Exclusive, Coming to PSN
1	1 Vote	The Shameful Truth About Why She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me on Late Night

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Says He Was "raised" in Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	How Bad Their Offense Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees
—	1 Vote	Former Microsoft and Oracle Are Teaming Up to Rig the Election Grift
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Former "Bachelor in Paradise" Producer in Trunk for 4 Hours
—	1 Vote	Alan Dershowitz IS NOT Our Constitution: Our Problem Is Not Going Well