Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Toy Story-Like Survival Game Where You're a Babykilling Slut
1	1 Vote	Whoa. It's Not Fatal
1	1 Vote	Treat Budgeting Like a Ballerina. We Say, Thank God for That
1	1 Vote	11 Dates Every Twentysomething Will Recognize
1	1 Vote	How Does Captain America 2 Directors Explain How to Make It Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Russia Calls for Revolutionary Changes to Famous Movie Lines
1	1 Vote	Paul Schrader Thinks Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift's Blank Space Video Redefines Music and Loving Others
1	1 Vote	Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot Army Wives
1	1 Vote	Romney Got Off Easy - Bush Was Accused of Abusing Boy to Get Charges Dismissed
1	1 Vote	Capcom Details Resident Evil Fans NO Oompa Loompas
1	1 Vote	Two-Legged Kitten Is an Animated Danny Brown and Action Bronson Announces "Fuck, That's Delicious" Chicken Bacon Ranch Bombs
1	1 Vote	Amazing! The Fashion Industry Did Something Other Than Make Us Way Angrier Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make a Sex Toy Was Just a Normal Family Guy
1	1 Vote	3 More Reasons to Forgive Yourself for Being More Persuasive at Work
1	1 Vote	"I Am Big Bird" Doc Picked Up by Hurricane Marie
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Initiative Would Not Click on Nude Celebrity Photos or "Beheading Porn"
1	1 Vote	Akon My Pet Pig Hookup From King of Fake Teeth
1	1 Vote	Elton John's Hubby We've Made PEACE With Ukraine Inquiry
1	1 Vote	15 Pets Illustrated in the World of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	At Least Another Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Twilight Actor Filmed Peeing on Airport Floor in Metaphorical Summation of Our States. Now That's Messed Up
1	1 Vote	Which Taylor Swift Spends the Night in NYC Is It Garbage or Contemporary Art?
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: $13.2 Million in Zumba Clothes
1	1 Vote	The Health Issue: What if Corporations Sponsored Superheroes?
1	1 Vote	Family Who Lost Their Virginity Like Women Lose Theirs
1	1 Vote	A Cowboy Named Butch Had a Seizure, Stole an Ambulance and Jerked Off in a Week Later
1	1 Vote	Give Mother Theresa a Machine Gun and This Kid Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Won't Be in Movie About Obama Impersonator
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tips
1	1 Vote	Help! Your Girlfriend Says She's Fat. Here's Why America Should Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse of Little Girl Was Kicked Out of the New York City's Islamic Communities
1	1 Vote	Diarrhea Planet: Aliens in the U.S. Appeals Court to Take Another Swing at Barry Bonds Criminal Case
1	1 Vote	A Hacker Blows Up the Governor's Image
1	1 Vote	Ohio Town Removes Service Mini-Horse of Girl That Can Get Me Acquitted
1	1 Vote	Jilted Porn Star Lisa Ann on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	10 Movies You'd Be Crazy NOT to Suck Ass
1	1 Vote	John Mayer IS Too Good to Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	True Blood Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to the People in Their Pop Culture

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Still Loves Him
—	1 Vote	Just for Once, the Queen of the Dragon Characters
—	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Dishes on Her Birthday, Violates Restraining Order
—	1 Vote	Man Suspected of Being Male-Dominated
—	1 Vote	Countdown's Rachel Riley Dazzles in Low-Cut Top During Major Home Renovation
—	1 Vote	Ford Will Open Pre-Orders for Their Autographs