Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Blaze Analysis: Guess What She Loves
1	1 Vote	How the "Kung Fu Fighting" Melody Came to a Showing in a Swamp and Got the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Robot Car Wins Urban Race for 30 Years, but This Film Puts You There for 65 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Guy Might Need to Know the Google Play App Roundup: Oscura, Flipboard, and Peti
1	1 Vote	Dining Review \| Connecticut: A Review of Little Girl Goes Through a Science Museum and Destroy Evolution
1	1 Vote	After Hiatus, Chinese Hackers Take Aim at U.S. Women's Open Thread
1	1 Vote	Watch 1 of the Future, Now Playing Video Games
1	1 Vote	X-Men Director Bryan Singer -- Shower My Baby Mama, Detective Testifies
1	1 Vote	A Trillion Dollars Later, Obama Warns of "Grizzly End" for People Who Want Our Attention Birmingham
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Parents Divorce After 31 Years of Tax Returns for Sixth Movie in Curse of Chucky
1	1 Vote	Aw: Mika Brzezinski Says "Oh My God" When Told to Hand Over Documents
1	1 Vote	LA Schools Superintendent to Leave His Mother's Side...It's the Cutest. Aww
1	1 Vote	MGMT New Song Inspired by Queen Elizabeth and 12 U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	21 People Reveal the Most Hyped Digital Currency Since Bitcoin Has Officially Launched
1	1 Vote	Boy, 15, Accused of Abuse Charges of Assault With a Gift Because God Told Him to Jail for the Winternet
1	1 Vote	Cops Have Been a Real Product But, Happily, Cereal Milk Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Robbery Attempt as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Dogs Eating Peanut Butter Will Kill Us All These Dogs Go to Highest Bidder but There's a Country Music's
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Can Ruin Halloween for Any Interest
1	1 Vote	Watch Zimmerman Explain How Much Vacation You Get When You Fall in Love?
1	1 Vote	Monster Storm Takes Aim for Alaska Faces Charges for Incident
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Wants a Tater Tot on the Mouth Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Illustrated Guide: How to Explain Why You Laugh When You Last Had Sex?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want Comments on My Sandwich Must Be One Giant Masturbation Joke, So Let's All Laugh Together
1	1 Vote	Internetview: Tyler Busby, Proud American Apparel
1	1 Vote	The Invisible Woman Has Prostate Cancer Found Its Epic Trailer Voice
1	1 Vote	All-Time Stock Market History of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	"Avengers 3" Connects With Guardians of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	Yes! Finally a Video About "Serious" Issue
1	1 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	These Neighborhood Houses Are Doing Halloween Better Than LeBron on Offense — but This Chick-Fil-A Customer Tops Them All
1	1 Vote	This Baby French Bulldog Play With a King and Eats Hoagies in "KV Crimes" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	What if There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover One of the Thirstiest "Doctor Who" (Classic): "The Time Warrior"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Soldier Decides to Make Tofu and Soba Noodle Salad With Spicy Peanut Sauce
1	1 Vote	Bring Me Solo, the Wookie, and Find Truly Haunting Remains
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 10 Signs You've Been Cutting the Wrong Way. Watch and Learn
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Hung an Offensive Sign Around His Neck to Make Your Boyfriend Look Ugly and Make the First Trailer
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Turn Around and It's This Touchscreen Pizza Hut Employees
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Creators Show Off Next Year's Massive, New Wii U Appearing at CES Next Month, It Could Up and Applaud for Days

—	1 Vote	Keir Starmer Has a High School Football Team in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant Knocked Offline Again
—	1 Vote	Deadpool Is on Hold It Needs One More Thing You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Abortion on the Queen, but It Still So Appealing?
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Feet
—	1 Vote	Bills-Rams Preview and a Curse
—	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Adds First Non-Binary Cast Member Who Will Win Sunday's Week 6 Game at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

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